Soup Eater

Smoking on that we'd

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

Hold on Komaeda, I'm sensing a presence

Sometimes I see art and think to myself "You know, that was an excellent use of that person's time." and nod sagely.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Can’t even fucking carry my own damn baggage let alone a big ass pig