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hi i'm harper and i like kissing aliens, dwarves, nerds, pretty girls, and catboys!! won't you daydream with me?
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that makes me curious
do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to
yes
no
nuance i guess?
I think I deserve to think about younger versions of wi.ntergreen hitting on me. as a treat. could be virtual wi.ntergreens could be time travel could be multiverse nonsense I just think I should be considered universally hot by all versions of my boyfriend and also that man has always been gorgeous
this one in particular. can hit
extremely pissy and evil and im laying with my head in bill's lap explaining to him how i hate everyone and i want to horse kick people who talk to me in public spaces and i think we should start looking at isolated woodland caves for me to live in and hes like mhm yes very good dear, shall i put the kettle on?
there was this moment at work today where i was on the salesfloor on my way to deliver packages to different departments. and there were two clusters of customers in front of me in kind of a narrow section. so i had no choice but to follow the flow of traffic lest i whack an old lady with my L cart
and to the picker who came up behind ME and went "you gotta walk faster than that if you're gonna be in front of me" i wish you a very nails in your tires

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fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter
> scan barcode, get error w very clear instructions. reproducible.
> ask coworker
> coworker scans contents of box w employee app and goes hmm
> coworker scans exact same barcode I was scanning earlier. it works for some fucking reason
> "well idk what barcode YOU were scanning"
climbing into bed with win and putting my head on his chest while he rubs my back yayyyyyy
him shifting onto his side to squeeze me tight and bury his face in my neck <3 it would fix me
for some reason my brain has been rotating sh.rek the mu.sical again and ohgod in the middle of trying to phrase another thought I remembered I was into this pre-graduation it's been 6 years help
anyway. I want to be friends with this version of sh.rek. not that I don't wanna befriend ~classic~ dr.eamworks sh.rek, I do, but the musical version scratches a particular brain itch for me I like him. I want him to know what it is to have kind people in his life and I wanna make him laugh and I want him to scratch his neck and make bashful noises when I tell him he's good at something. I also want to sit on the floor talking about our childhoods. idk
having a category 5 diva moment thinking about the time my parents had me pick up subway but the curbside option got taken away so I had to go in. and there was an old guy sitting inside who waved at me and I politely smiled and nodded back. and I sat down waiting for them to finish making my order. and the guy called me by name. and waved harder. clearly expecting me to recognize him. which I did not. so I Smiled And Waved. and then Avoided Eye Contact until I could get the fuck out of there
weeks later I still have no idea who that guy was which probably means he was a customer. bc god knows the parasocial bullshit people get up to when you're a cashier. in conclusion I no longer want to be seen in public

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climbing into j.aals lap. I am going to make strange squeaking and beeping noises. these are vocal stims to self soothe. no you may not ask why I need soothing. please pet me
I got to thinking about this loser again and I'm very entertained by the thought of him trying to boss people around and no one listening as usual -> me telling him to sit and stay and he's embarrassed at how quickly he followed through
I couldn't fix him but I could sure as hell wrangle him
you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
why are there strange men in my back room. get out of my house
Imagine your parental F/O cuddling with you before you go to sleep, and then they carry you to their bed afterwards because they know their child needs sleep and they can't cling into them forever.

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It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.
reblog to gently gnaw on your f/o's arm