hi i'm harper and i like kissing aliens, dwarves, nerds, pretty girls, and catboys!! won't you daydream with me?
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hi i'm harper and i like kissing aliens, dwarves, nerds, pretty girls, and catboys!! won't you daydream with me?
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there was this moment at work today where i was on the salesfloor on my way to deliver packages to different departments. and there were two clusters of customers in front of me in kind of a narrow section. so i had no choice but to follow the flow of traffic lest i whack an old lady with my L cart
and to the picker who came up behind ME and went "you gotta walk faster than that if you're gonna be in front of me" i wish you a very nails in your tires
fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter
> scan barcode, get error w very clear instructions. reproducible.
> ask coworker
> coworker scans contents of box w employee app and goes hmm
> coworker scans exact same barcode I was scanning earlier. it works for some fucking reason
> "well idk what barcode YOU were scanning"
climbing into bed with win and putting my head on his chest while he rubs my back yayyyyyy
him shifting onto his side to squeeze me tight and bury his face in my neck <3 it would fix me

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for some reason my brain has been rotating sh.rek the mu.sical again and ohgod in the middle of trying to phrase another thought I remembered I was into this pre-graduation it's been 6 years help
anyway. I want to be friends with this version of sh.rek. not that I don't wanna befriend ~classic~ dr.eamworks sh.rek, I do, but the musical version scratches a particular brain itch for me I like him. I want him to know what it is to have kind people in his life and I wanna make him laugh and I want him to scratch his neck and make bashful noises when I tell him he's good at something. I also want to sit on the floor talking about our childhoods. idk
having a category 5 diva moment thinking about the time my parents had me pick up subway but the curbside option got taken away so I had to go in. and there was an old guy sitting inside who waved at me and I politely smiled and nodded back. and I sat down waiting for them to finish making my order. and the guy called me by name. and waved harder. clearly expecting me to recognize him. which I did not. so I Smiled And Waved. and then Avoided Eye Contact until I could get the fuck out of there
weeks later I still have no idea who that guy was which probably means he was a customer. bc god knows the parasocial bullshit people get up to when you're a cashier. in conclusion I no longer want to be seen in public
climbing into j.aals lap. I am going to make strange squeaking and beeping noises. these are vocal stims to self soothe. no you may not ask why I need soothing. please pet me
I got to thinking about this loser again and I'm very entertained by the thought of him trying to boss people around and no one listening as usual -> me telling him to sit and stay and he's embarrassed at how quickly he followed through
I couldn't fix him but I could sure as hell wrangle him
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why are there strange men in my back room. get out of my house
Imagine your parental F/O cuddling with you before you go to sleep, and then they carry you to their bed afterwards because they know their child needs sleep and they can't cling into them forever.
It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.
reblog to gently gnaw on your f/o's arm
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe

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helped a friend carry lots of furniture downstairs and hauled it in the minivan and I am dead tired but I got food in my me and now I can lay down and do nothing and talk to no one <3 hooray
I will be imagining wi.ntergreen taking my accessories off for me and bringing me water and (more) snacks and rubbing my shoulders and-
[only vote if you ID as trans in some way/shape/form] what sort of creature do u resonate with the most? not your favorite but one you personally identify with for whatever reason
Canines (dogs, wolves, foxes, WEREwolves. etc)
Felines (housecats, cougars, tigers, etc)
Bunnies/hares
Deer
Birds
Raccoons
Dragons
Reptiles
Bugs & insects
Sharks & other fish
Mythical creature not already listed
Something else not listed (tags)
having a debate with a friend. i feel like theres popular choices among trans ppl and we're having trouble narrowing it down so i just wanna see what the top picks are for funsies. sorry if i didnt include ur Thing, i was trying to get the broad strokes of what i figured people resonate w/ the most