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…Did you go to law school or something?

Just because it’s not enticing for you doesn’t mean those of us that find it enticing have anything wrong with us.

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I was dating a law student at one point, if that makes me sound a little more credible. But honestly, I learned a lot more of it when I divorced him it’s pretty easy to find the info on this stuff, you just have to look.

But the fact that you tried and it sucked? Why would you even want that again?

Tomato tom-ah-to, my chickadee. But I think you’d cool down a little if you were on it. You’d definitely be a little less mean.

Columbia, the clothes brand? The one that makes really cozy jackets.

Hey! It so was not. There’s not even any incels in Star Wars! Except maybe Palpatine. He gives off the I Hate Women vibes.

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I’m not your anything, is that not clear? You’re the the blond haired, big mouthed, Evans I’ve been sleeping with, so I really don’t know why you think you can just call me anything other than my name.

Never heard of it. And why ...? Never mind. Yes, I went to the school and I enjoyed my time there ...mostly.

Maybe not in the movie, but fans of the movie? Mostly incels. You can’t really convince me otherwise.

Hiking is good for you though, getting out in the world, seeing nature, fresh air, getting those steps in. Wouldn’t you even consider doing like a mini hike?

Originally posted by emziess

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Did you miss the part when I said I didn’t want to hang out with you? With all the money our parents put into your education, I thought you’d have better reading comprehension skills. Hunter maybe be too much of a jock, but even he knows I wouldn’t go on a hike with him and we shared a womb. And if you’re implying I need to get my steps in, that’s just plain rude, and incredibly untrue.

It was implied. Screw you, Hope. I really could care less what you have to say or what you think of me anymore. I was trying to be nice, but I am just so over it. You’re just going to keep being a bitch, regardless of what I say or do. I’m tired of going in circles. Have a nice life. You’re not worth my time.

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Actually it wasn’t. I’ve never told anyone to do anything of the sort and it’s incredibly insulting for you to put those words in my mouth. And if you could care less, why don’t you? Though, I’m flattered you still care about me a little. As for you, I seriously couldn’t care less about anything you say but I am proud that you finally put your big girl pants on and learned how to use the word bitch.

I don’t ask for attention. In fact, I’d rather stay off the radar. Not sure where your delusions come from, but I’m done with you. I’d rather not associate with someone who basically told me to off myself.

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That’s ... not what that means, Jesus Christ. Learn to read before you start twisting other people’s words. 

No, they’re a teenager. thir-TEEN. It’s in the name! But there’s tons of people on there. Celebrities, doctors, teenagers who look like their thirty. It’s so cool.

Woah, so you’re mean and smart. That’s deadly. Columbia is the Ivy League one, right? Or did you work at the clothing brand? Heck nah! Harry Potter grew up with its audience so early stuff is kiddish but it gets kinda brutal in the end. Like when Dobby dies. I cry every time. Next you’re gonna tell me Star Wars is for kids.

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Teenager or not, that’s still a child. A bunch of people hanging out on an app that is mostly popular among teens, still doesn’t sound ‘cool’.

At least you have one thing right. Yeah, it’s an Ivy League and the only school I would have even considered going to. Wait, what clothing brand? What the fuck are you on about?

Harry Potter was made for children and Star Wars was made for incels.

If I do complain, I wouldn’t do so publicly - but I doubt I’d only just complain because I’m sure I’ll have some modicum of fun. How much fun, though? That’s to be seen. Thanks for the sentiment, though, but I think we’re just going to pay for it ourselves?

I don’t know - I’d like to think that I’m doing my part - but you’re right. Most people tend to just talk big but they don’t really do anything about it.

There’s a lot of stupid people in quite a few places, but yeah, unfortunately, a good number of the guys in this town are stupid. Oh, that’s totally valid too though… I mean, we all have our own different tastes and things we find attractive - it’s part of what makes us human.

I don’t get you people. You say you can’t go anywhere worthwhile unless I donate my own funds for it, and then when I offer, you shoot it down with this high and mighty attitude. What’s the point in bringing it up if you’re just too proud to accept it?

No, that’s not what I’m saying. Most regular people do what regular people should be doing, but the bigger guns than I, they don’t care because they profit from keeping things the way they are.

It’s not just guys here that are stupid, don’t discriminate. Women are equally able to be just as moronic as men.

Your loss, I guess? Not into the whole hiking vibe?

Originally posted by hotelstares

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Definitely not my loss, I didn’t want to hang out with you when you were a kid, why would I subject myself to that on a hike no less?

That’s certainly fair enough. There are a copious amount of articles about Florida natives that can make some people apprehensive about going there, but unless you’d be willing to donate the money to keep us from heading to the swamp-lands, it’s probably the cheapest place Dev and I can afford to go to that allows being topless.

I’m not saying it’s breaking news or anything, just that it’s something that’s becoming more and more noticeable and if more people don’t start paying attention… there might not be a planet left for our future generations.

I think anyone would be stupid if they didn’t realize you were beautiful. But then again, I think a lot of people here in Lima are beautiful. It’s absurd how many people around our age are aesthetically attractive in such a small town.

If it keeps you from coming back and complaining publicly about how awful your trip was, sure, I’ll be paying for my own benefit. There is absolutely nothing good about Florida, so you can’t even say that you wouldn’t complain.

The people who are paying attention aren’t the people that are going to change anything. Last I looked into it, it comes down to people who think they have too much too lose by putting changes in place.

Sure, but there are also a lot of stupid people here. As for the plenty of attractive people, I said it to Chandler and I’ll repeat myself, my standards are a lot higher than most so it’s something I can’t entirely agree on.

That’d be honestly so amazing. Because I’m not that petty. He could sue me for defamation, and I just don’t have the money for that. 

I like takin’ care of people, darlin’. It’s just kinda my think.

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It’s not defamation if it’s nothing bad and if it’s true. Last I checked no legal power would say being gay is bad and if he was married to a man, it can’t be false. He’d have nothing to hold onto.

...that sounds so enticing.

I told myself when it was first released that I wasn’t going to purchase it. That I wasn’t going to cave to the new and exciting game. Well I guess about a year and a half I think later I finally caved and got it for myself. Why didn’t anyone tell me or warn me how addicting that this stupid Animal Crossing New Horizon’s game is? It’s not fair how much time in consumes from you. I could be working on paperwork and doing the whole lawyer thing like I’m supposed to, but nope I’m stuck playing a stupid game on this stupid switch in my free time. Someone save me from this dark hole please. @limafmstarters​

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So what I’m gathering from this is that instead of working, you’re playing a game? Like, a video game? I couldn’t imagine being so bold as to brag about my inefficiency on social media. Brava to you, Quinn.

He definitely wouldn’t show up, because he’s trying to be as quiet about this as possible. Doesn’t want his coworkers to know that he’s gay as the damn fourth of July. I could ruin his life if I really wanted to. I have pictures. 

Of course I do. I’ve only been married once, and it started out fine. I just really like having someone to share my life with. Cookin’ for one is really lonely. 

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There you go, that’s all you need. Once he doesn’t show, you’re set. I can’t blame him for not wanting people to know that, or even that he was married but ... Why don’t you? Clearly he deserves it and I’m all for a little revenge.

It sounds like you just gain the responsibility of taking care of another person, and a man at that, no thanks.

Wow that really hurts coming from you. I’m not sure I’ll ever recover.

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It should, and for the record, I don’t wish you a speedy recovery.

Can you tell me a few of these standards? I don’t think I am selling myself short with mine, but maybe you can shed a little light on the matter. Give it time. It’s inevitable that I’ll do something that will ruffle your feathers. 

Yes, you will. The gamble is risky, but I’m gonna take that chance on you.

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A decent job. Manners. Intelligence. Looks. Most of the men can’t hit well in all of those categories, especially the ones in Ohio, let alone Lima. I’d know, I married one from here. Maybe, maybe not.

And I was glad to take you, I hope my point has been proven that if you’re going to be going with anyone in my family, it should be me.

Hey, it’s for 13+, that’s not childish! That’s…. teenish. I’m super confused, why are you so butthurt? It’s an app! Not like - Armageddon. 

Woah, you lived in New York? That’s hella tight. But I still don’t get your point. You’re mad because I called you a witch because I thought you were a magic person. Is wizard a more appropriate term? Kinda like in Harry Potter!

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Are you trying to tell me a thirteen year old isn’t a child? I wouldn’t be caught dead on something so stupid anyway.

Yeah, from when I was eighteen and going to Columbia up until a couple years ago, when I spent my time living abroad and travelling, seeing more of the world than most people will ever get the chance to. Isn’t Harry Potter also for children? I’m sensing a theme here...

Hope: If a guy asks you to, and I quote, go on a walk or watch a movie, is he asking you on a date?