The Sky is Forever Filled with Diamonds

Obviously many things would've been different if the beatles hadn't been British but I think we underestimate the impact of the skiffle craze in england cus kids in America in the 50's weren't forming bands and making guitars out of mummy's tea chest they were trying to die in increasingly gruesome ways in their motor vehicles

If John Winston Lennon had spawned in SoCal instead of liverpool he would've joined a gay motorcycle club and crashed that thang so heinously they'd have to power wash him off the pavement and we never would've gotten the beatles. This is how I know the universe works in our favor

Dude 9th grade me would have loved this post

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

ok im in the guilt part of the spiral now ill keep you updated

now its time to be scared

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.