I do art and get emotionally attached

Random villain: I’ll give you all 10 minutes to choose which of you dies. Choose wisely.

Tim: Ughhhhhhhh dpmo, that’s such an unoriginal trope.

Dick: Red Robin, shut up

Jason: He has a point, this is, what, the third time this year?

Damian: Fourth. Two Face tried it on the first of January.

Random Villain: Hey! I’m in charge here. Listen to the tall one and shut the fuck up!

Dick: HEY! You don’t tell my brothers to shut up.

Tim: Guys i have an idea

Dick: Shut up Red.

Tim: Hear me out

Jason: Here we go

Tim: Lets just kill ourselves. group suicide. who’s with me?

Damian: So instead of one of us dying, you suggest we should all die?

Tim: Think about it. We wouldn’t be put in this position ever again.

Jason: You know what, i’m walking with you. Cause this is getting kinda embarrassing

Dick: Red this is like the third time you’ve tried to get us to agree to a suicide pact. I think your spending too much time with YJ

Tim: Ultimate brotherly bonding activity

Random Villain: . . . You have one minute left

Jason: Fuck it, i’m setting my helmet to detonate.

Tim: This is why your my favorite

Jason, helmet ticking: Hell yea I am

Random Villain: .. . you keep a bomb in your helmet???

Damian: *sigh* If we are to die I want you all to know that your imbeciles

Random Villain: You guys are nuts, i’m out of here

Tim: See?!? My plans are great

Damian and Dick: Shut UP Red

Jason: *Tosses his helmet across the room* *it explodes*

Dick: YOU ACTUALLY ACTIVATED THE BOMB?!?

Jason: I don’t bluff

Bro has gotta be pulling multiple all nighters. Or just not doing his homework (which I could also see). But more likely it’s the former.

I also think he would sneak into the batcave at night to help them work on theirs and compare notes if they have overlapping criminals.

I also love the idea that Tim hates the fact that everyone is always on him about how “he never sleeps” and “he has a caffeine addiction that should be studied” and that “he doesn’t ever take care of himself” when Duke is right over there and he knows for a fact that this is day two of him being awake with no breaks.

I also like the idea that sometimes people notice and force Duke to go to sleep.

Everyone: Tim, go to sleep.

Tim: what about Duke? He’s still awake. Pick on him.

Jason, his head jerking to where he is and seeing him for the first time: oh yeahhh. Why the fuck are you still awake, day patrol?

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--

Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that

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Bonus:

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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?

Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec

Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':

Tim:

Observe

Bruce: Dick you know you’re 26 you can’t keep working as a gymnastics instructor on a volunteer basis you need a career.

Dick who has been working as a lawyer in nyc for 3 years now: hmmm yeah you’re totally right B maybe I’ll take some classes

Bruce: Tim you need to get your GED, I cannot allow you to give up on education at highschool.

Tim who got into ivy university and has been zeta-ing back and forth: …hmmm maybe I’m kinda busy

Bruce: I have no idea what Jason does in the day

Jason catholic priest Todd: … yeah I got nothing

vigilante character select:

Little Robins

Tim casually walking into the Wayne Manor after escaping his kidnappers four days ago. With a concussion and a sprained ankle he hitchhiked through four states, created two new alias’s, solved a missing persons case and discovered a new cave system under Gotham along the way.

Tim: Who would pay? My parents are dead? And even if they were alive, Drake Industries doesn’t pay ransoms.

Bruce: I’m??? Your legal guardian??? I pay ransoms?? You’ve seen me pay ransoms for your brothers??

Tim: . . .