Dick: OK! we have chips, dip, popcorn, candy- everything you could ever want!
Dick: Shut up, this is my birthday present: 10 family nights!
Duke: I can't believe you didn't give up after Damian tried to strangle Tim during charades last time.
Dick: Well I've learned my lesson. Tim and Damian are no longer allowed to be on the same team.
Steph: Does that mean we get to choose our own teams now?
Dick: No. [cheerily] Ok, tonight is trivia night! We have 4 different knowledge-based games and we'll all be in teams of three, except team C who'll be four because we're uneven. [picks up an old cowl filled with paper slips] I'll start drawing names now.
Dick: first out: Steph, Damian, and- oh, that's Tim I'll just put that back- aha! Jason! So that's team A!
Dick: Team B! it's... Cass, Me, and Duke!
Dick: [weakly] ...Bruce, Tim, Babs, and Alfred for team C...
Steph: [staring apathetically at the ceiling] I've never felt this outclassed in my entire life.
Duke: how did Alfred know all the lyrics to "fresh prince of bel-air" by heart?
Jason: since when does the Pretender know obscure facts about FASHION?
Damian: Gordon speaks Swahili?
Dick: I can't believe they were so cocky they let Bruce take the Dungeons and Dragons question.
Steph: I can't believe he knew it.
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