Badly summarizing Hazbin Hotel songs: season 1
Happy Day In Hell:
Local nepo baby is very optimistic for someone who was born and raised in hell but damn it if you donβt find it a little endearing.
Hell Is Forever:
Your gut feeling about the pastorβs son was correct and he is indeed an annoying prick who likes to act Godβs always got his back.
Stayed Gone:
Demon Jeff Bezos finds out his Ex is in town, isnβt happy about it and tries to slander the man only for his ex to immediately clap back and serve everyone some piping hot tea.
It Starts With Sorry:
Some of yaβll are way too forgiving and it really showsβ¦youβre lucky you dorks are adorable.
Respectless:
A 4β11 Millennial bitch serves absolute β¨CUNTβ¨ at a meeting she didnβt want to attend, local MILF is not amused.
Whatever It Takes:
A MILF and a lesbian sing about how theyβd willingly die for the ones they love. Itβs sweet but deeply concerning.
Poison:
Local twink took βconceal, donβt feelβ way too seriously and now youβll never be ok again. Have fun in therapy.
Loser Baby:
A DILF and a twink sing about how theyβre the biggest losers in hell and itβs the sweetest fucking thing youβll ever see in your god damn life.
Hellβs Greatest Dad:
2 grown ass men fight for custody over a grown ass woman.
More Than Anything:
The literal king of hell loves his child more than your father will ever love you and you just gotta live with that.
Welcome To Heaven:
The polite Christians are trying to convert you, but theyβre really good at show tunes so I ainβt even mad.
You Didnβt Know:
Vindication for everyone whoβs the black sheep of their family and now have religious trauma.
Out For Love:
Local MILF hypes up her newly adopted lesbian daughter by telling her love is the ultimate murder weapon.
Ready For This:
Local nepo baby discovers that the fastest way to get cannibals to fight for you is through show tunes and the promise of flesh.
More Than Anything (Reprise):
No, the two leading females are not βjust really close friends.β You were told well before this moment.
Finale:
While the main cast is having a Bob the builder moment, 3 local bastards are promising to fuck shit up next season and the person you least expected is having a mental breakdown in the break room.
