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IWTV is the toxic messy gay vampire shit that this site is always slobbering for so the fact that's its not bigger and isn't like the Tumblr Show of the Century is entirely due to racism lmao

sorry but it’s so funny when armand shows vulnerability in front of louis and you can literally see louis get the ick in real time

The reason why we don't have Claudia's pov on the few(I hope) months that she spent with Madeline is because she stopped needing to talk to her diary once she had someone hear her

thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.