Chaotic Neutral Queer/Misha Collins Defense Squad

It is obvious that the delivery of “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition” was supposed to be said in a chipper Zachariah-esque way but I personally love the autistic way misha says it, it defined Castiel’s character from the jump

Metatron as a literature teacher for HS AU where dean and cas are always arguing about stories they study which leads to metatron arguing with the Both of them cus in his eyes they're both interpreting it wrong. And it does seem like he hates them both for disrupting the class and being so obnoxious and loud with their opinions but secretly, and he won't admit it to any living soul, his own included, they're the funniest part of his day and he starts choosing controversial novels specifically so they can argue

FUCK THOSE AI WINCEST VIDEOS THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!