i'm enchanted and terrified

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

i love you polyamorous relationships, open relationships, friends with benefits/friends that have sex with each other, queerplatonic relationships, friendships that have some weird queer element to it, relationship anarchy, staying single and i love anything that doesn't match what society considers "normal"

i love you leather i love you latex i love you rubber i love you kink i love you fetish i love you gay people

Does anyone have a source for the poem / prayer here? I love it a lot, and I'd like to know who wrote it.

Thank you!

At the heart of an ugly outfit there is freedom

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

abolish the family. unless we're doing family for sexy reasons

people freaking out over celebrities cheating + demanding statements to “hold them responsible” when a celebrity’s main job is to have extramarital affairs for our entertainment…would you ask a butterfly not to leave its chrysalis…

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before