Mike: He wanted a haircut from the 50s so I made him Señor Barriga-
Cellbit: YOU TURNED HIM INTO AN OLD MAN OF 50 YEARS OF AGE.
Roier: Yes, yes, I was born in the 50s.
Mike: Drunk. A old drunk man.
(Cellbit keeps laughing.)
Roier: Why the laughter? Why the laughter?
Cellbit: Because you look so beautiful I can’t stop myself from smiling.
Roier: Of course, you can’t smiling! Super handsome.
Cellbit: You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful.
(Cellbit goes up to Mike and lowers his voice.)
Cellbit: Mike, what the fuck did you do to my husband.
Mike: He’s the one who wanted it.
Cellbit: (Turns back to Roier) What happened to your voice? Did your microphone age 50 years as well?
Roier: Yes, yes, yes, yes, it also did.
Mike: Cellbit, if you liked his hair you need to see the waxing I did on him-
Roier: Brazilian, brazilian! Yes!!
Cellbit: You watched that YouTube tutorial?
Roier: Cellbit, Cellbit, Mike is an ass professional-
Roier: -He studied four years in school.
(Mike runs away laughing.)
Cellbit: EY! YOU’VE BEEN TOUCHING MY HUSBAND’S ASS?!
Mike: No, no, it’s cause I told him I studied in school.
Cellbit: IN ASS SCHOOL????
Cellbit: What do you mean ass school, dude? You did ass school? You escaped from Alcatraz to go study ass?
Mike: I had to do something, right? Why do you think I was missing for so long?
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