Call Me Ajay.

He needs to get rawed

who does

the gay reading this

damn

Just tryina fuck u raw and treat u like a queen and go on bomb ass adventures

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

Pure

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

Gay culture is wishing you could go all the way back and be yourself from the beginning

Yo, I really dont think straight people understand that a lot of us were robbed 15-20 years of our lives if you’re lucky and didn’t commit suicide or stay in the closet untik you were in your 30’s, 40’s or later.

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke

I want to go on coffee dates and kiss in the rain and watch ridiculous horror movies and cuddle while drinking hot cocoa with you