i'm gay

porky ness

"I just came to say hello."

“Just came to say hello? Who do you think you are thinking that you - of all people - can just walk up to me to say hello? I know you’re up to something so get out of my face, loser!”

Ness giggles, his expression broken into a stupid smile.

You know you’ve got a screw loose when you have a crazed cuteness-overload over a crochet Ness before having a cuteness-overload over dozens of puppies and kittens.

"What do you want…”

"I just came to say hello."

"Um…..hi..?"

"What was your name again?"

"I’m-a Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom! Who might you be?"

"I'm from Onett in the Kingdom of Eagleland. These days I don't really live anywhere, though..."

You look like link but lame

"Fuck you."

He tips his cherry red cap, extending a greeting to the boy. 

"What was your name again?"