Kaiju, Girls, and whatnot

Even on just a conceptual level, it’s garbage.  They have to pull so much shit just to make it seem like a fair fight, and they let Batman win because he technically has greater marquee value.  Like, even if we ignore the fact that Batman doesn’t have superpowers and Superman does, there’s the simple size difference.  Superman is over six times as tall as Batman AT LEAST - and that’s using the GENEROUS estimate of Batman’s height, as he’s significantly shorter in the Skull Island scenes of his original film.  And their solution to this problem was so asinine - lightning gives Batman powers now?  Ridiculous!

Superman could easily be  beaten via scientific understanding of his abilities.

Radiation sinks in rather quickly.

My first fan edit has been announced!

This project is a fan edit of The Return of Godzilla and its Americanized recut, Godzilla 1985, known as Godzilla: Resurrection. While the original Japanese version of the film is still the definitive one, I’ve always held a soft spot in my heart for Raymond Burr’s scenes in 1985, and had always wondered what the final film would have been like had he been present in the Japanese cut.

This re-edit seeks to accomplish just that, while also streamlining the slower pacing of the original cut with suggestions from 1985 to combine the best of both worlds. The film will still be highly critical of both the United States and the Soviet Union, and will work to marginalize the more humorous aspects of the added Pentagon scenes. Finally, this cut will feature a brand new opening to the film, one that seeks to definitely tie the new Godzilla to the original beast in an eerie and unforgettable way.

A very special thanks to @redmenaceofficial for the use of his reconstruction of Godzilla 1985 in this fan edit.