Analytical_Ace_Author

Hello dears! This account will mostly be for prompt posts, ideas, and branstorming. Some better information about my books/fics/oneshots will be on my Instagram under analytical_ace_author ♡

The tip is Wheezer blue ladies

We've all eaten a little bit of paper with our starbursts

Forget thick thighs save lives. Thick thighs end lives. Choke that motherfucker out with your thighs bitch.

You really be goin' about your day and then BAM trauma.

I wanna know if anybody ever thought the add to dictionary button on computers meant you were actually adding that word to the dictionary.

Sure, I said on fleek. Not my best moment. But some people still think cowboys exist. I'm the least of your worries.

Some days I wake up and think. And some days I don't.

Forget smell the roses. I just sprayed my rose scented deodorant in my eyes. I see the damn roses now.

Do you ever just wake up and change your mind? Like nah bitch, today is not the day. Fucking goodnight.

One time I was helping my great grandparents out at a food pantry. I was tired asf we'd been there all day, and so I was bringing bags out. Mind you, I don't see them or their car often. I got in the wrong car.

I have overdosed on chicken alfredo. As one becomes what they eat. I will now lie like a penne noodle to become one. Become a penne noodle with me children. Devour your weight in penne noodles.