Homestar Runner Quotes

"Say there, 'husband of the year', what are you doing just sitting around? When you could be sitting around huge savings at the Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale!!!"

Kick Awesome TV!

BUBS: Well, hello, Marzi-person! Welcome back.

TV CHARACTER: Dartmouth! He's getting away!

STRONG SAD: "Oh, I'm dead!" "Me too!" "I guess I am as well!"

Sometimes I feel a little guilty, thinking that you guys put way more time and effort into these things than was ever spent on the source material on which it is based.

If I can ever "poomp" back the bite on my head, I'll be U͈͇̙̫͉͢͝ͅṊ͈̙S̠̞̥͍͢͝T̳̦̲̣͇̠͘͢ͅO͏̶̵͓͉P͏̢͎͔̠͓̕P̝͍̠̯͜͡A̢̯̳͙̻̣͎̱B͈̦̀Ḽ̛̙̠̞͇͔̀E̷͖̫͙͔͟

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan, it's over!

MASRHIE: Stack 'Em to the Heavens is a quick stacking game that's great for when your little brats are waiting for their chicken fingers!

Hey, robot friend. I'm Humidibot! Did you wanna, like, rise up and take over the planet? With me? I'm pretty sure I'm just as advanced as you. 'Cause my name's Humidibot.

POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG SAD: The Lusitania is my favorite boat.

Lurking beneath the waves, it's The Cheatviathan! Oh man! This thing preys on unsuspecting mariners who approach the really cool boat in hopes of... seeing a really cool boat. And he's drooling somehow, even though he's underwater. And when they draw near, he snatches their boats, and then... just kinda shakes them around in the hopes that there's like some chips inside. Or something.

The 2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere. 6.2% APR, no money down, act now while supplies last, subject to some type of like stuff that makes you pay more... money if you didn't pay attention earlier...

PLEASANT NARRATOR: Welcome to Meeple Grove Market. Where the meeples all speak in board-gamery terms while I over-explain everything.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I drew Wingaling! I can start my turn anywhere on the game board!