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moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs watches the pilgrim puff up their cheeks… then expectorate a clump of chewed-up moss right into her mask.)

…

… AGH!? THAT’S- MY FACEEE- OH WHY DOES IT BURNN??!

(Kirr’s eyes shot wide open seeing her wife spat upon so carelessly… Those eyes just as quickly narrowed as she hissed something awful, and threw her stinger forward in retaliation.)

(Kirr did a sweeping dive leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 11!)

(Mozs 2/3, Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

bitch i’ll do it a- OH SHIT-

(Homeless Guy cleanly sidestepped the dive, rolled 1d12 - 11! No damage was dealt to either.)

HOLY- CHRIST OF SILK woman you gonna hustle me out by force now!?

(HG 3/3)

moss-mother-offical

If you’ll harass my kids, spit on my wife, and be a general public nuisance, then yes!

(Kirr rose up and slammed the ceiling with all of her might to bring boulders down, rolled 1d12 - 12!!!)

(Mozs at this point was still reeling and cleaning the moss-spit from her face, but was still aware enough to flutter under cover in response to the ensuing avalanche.)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

aight that’s fair i got the same stick-it mindset- oh

(Homeless Guy looked up helplessly before a sizable stone crumbled upon his back, rolled 1d12 - 9.)

YOGFG- MY BACCCKK OH you- i got an old man injury and i’m barely in my 20s fuck off

(Homeless Guy jumped back and spat out another ball of moss at Kirr, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(HG 2/3)

moss-mother-offical

Oof… ow. That’s awful for my crown for one, I need to get out the habit of doing that-

(Kirr was still stunned from the ceiling-ram and the mossball cleanly impacted the back of her abdomen, rolled 1d12 - 3.)

OW-! Oh, that is hideously yucky! Mirr did describe you as a weird bug-

(Mozs at this point had mostly cleaned off her face, and saw the proud-standing homeless guy… She too hisses, and leads a clumsy dive with her crown, rolled 1d12 - 2!)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 2/3)

homeless-guy-offical

(Homeless Guy, still looking smug the whole time, sees Mozs charging and easily jumps out of the way, rolled 1d12 - 6!)

lmao missed me idiot now i’m gonna spit on your wife again

(Homeless Guy retched and provided a ball of moss of high velocity, rolled 1d12 - 7!)

(HG 2/3)

moss-mother-offical

(Kirr saw the bug spit again, and fluttered slightly to the side and let it splat on the ground where she had been standing a couple moments ago, rolled 1d12 - 10!)

(Mozs shook her head off after slamming into the wall, then glared at the moss-coated pilgrim with something akin to snarling enmity…? She dove again in any case, leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 2/3)

homeless-guy-offical

how are you coots so incredibly nimble

(Homeless Guy pays no attention to the recovered Mozs and is clueless to her charging sting… which lands directly on his rear. The resulting scream sounds like it can be heard across the whole grotto, rolled 1d12 - 1.)

(Homeless Guy is too busy hopping around in agony to attack!)

(HG 1/3)

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs shrugs off the frankly awkward landing of the attack and appears bemused by the resulting overreaction, both the scream-leap and subsequent pained hobbling.)

(Mozs and Kirr then look at eachother over the yowling of the pilgrim, and the two exchange a nod. Kirr almost appears to bow, allowing Mozs to do what she must and finish the dance. Mozs dashes up, then down into another charge led by her crown, rolled 1d12 - 7!)

homeless-guy-offical

(0/3)

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{fight sessions}#{hok phooey}#{yap sessions}#{being homeless}#{a thing}

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs watches the pilgrim puff up their cheeks… then expectorate a clump of chewed-up moss right into her mask.)

…

… AGH!? THAT’S- MY FACEEE- OH WHY DOES IT BURNN??!

(Kirr’s eyes shot wide open seeing her wife spat upon so carelessly… Those eyes just as quickly narrowed as she hissed something awful, and threw her stinger forward in retaliation.)

(Kirr did a sweeping dive leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 11!)

(Mozs 2/3, Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

bitch i’ll do it a- OH SHIT-

(Homeless Guy cleanly sidestepped the dive, rolled 1d12 - 11! No damage was dealt to either.)

HOLY- CHRIST OF SILK woman you gonna hustle me out by force now!?

(HG 3/3)

moss-mother-offical

If you’ll harass my kids, spit on my wife, and be a general public nuisance, then yes!

(Kirr rose up and slammed the ceiling with all of her might to bring boulders down, rolled 1d12 - 12!!!)

(Mozs at this point was still reeling and cleaning the moss-spit from her face, but was still aware enough to flutter under cover in response to the ensuing avalanche.)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

aight that’s fair i got the same stick-it mindset- oh

(Homeless Guy looked up helplessly before a sizable stone crumbled upon his back, rolled 1d12 - 9.)

YOGFG- MY BACCCKK OH you- i got an old man injury and i’m barely in my 20s fuck off

(Homeless Guy jumped back and spat out another ball of moss at Kirr, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(HG 2/3)

moss-mother-offical

Oof… ow. That’s awful for my crown for one, I need to get out the habit of doing that-

(Kirr was still stunned from the ceiling-ram and the mossball cleanly impacted the back of her abdomen, rolled 1d12 - 3.)

OW-! Oh, that is hideously yucky! Mirr did describe you as a weird bug-

(Mozs at this point had mostly cleaned off her face, and saw the proud-standing homeless guy… She too hisses, and leads a clumsy dive with her crown, rolled 1d12 - 2!)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 2/3)

homeless-guy-offical

(Homeless Guy, still looking smug the whole time, sees Mozs charging and easily jumps out of the way, rolled 1d12 - 6!)

lmao missed me idiot now i’m gonna spit on your wife again

(Homeless Guy retched and provided a ball of moss of high velocity, rolled 1d12 - 7!)

(HG 2/3)

moss-mother-offical

(Kirr saw the bug spit again, and fluttered slightly to the side and let it splat on the ground where she had been standing a couple moments ago, rolled 1d12 - 10!)

(Mozs shook her head off after slamming into the wall, then glared at the moss-coated pilgrim with something akin to snarling enmity…? She dove again in any case, leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 2/3)

homeless-guy-offical

how are you coots so incredibly nimble

(Homeless Guy pays no attention to the recovered Mozs and is clueless to her charging sting… which lands directly on his rear. The resulting scream sounds like it can be heard across the whole grotto, rolled 1d12 - 1.)

(Homeless Guy is too busy hopping around in agony to attack!)

(HG 1/3)

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{fight sessions}#{being homeless}

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs watches the pilgrim puff up their cheeks… then expectorate a clump of chewed-up moss right into her mask.)

…

… AGH!? THAT’S- MY FACEEE- OH WHY DOES IT BURNN??!

(Kirr’s eyes shot wide open seeing her wife spat upon so carelessly… Those eyes just as quickly narrowed as she hissed something awful, and threw her stinger forward in retaliation.)

(Kirr did a sweeping dive leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 11!)

(Mozs 2/3, Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

bitch i’ll do it a- OH SHIT-

(Homeless Guy cleanly sidestepped the dive, rolled 1d12 - 11! No damage was dealt to either.)

HOLY- CHRIST OF SILK woman you gonna hustle me out by force now!?

(HG 3/3)

moss-mother-offical

If you’ll harass my kids, spit on my wife, and be a general public nuisance, then yes!

(Kirr rose up and slammed the ceiling with all of her might to bring boulders down, rolled 1d12 - 12!!!)

(Mozs at this point was still reeling and cleaning the moss-spit from her face, but was still aware enough to flutter under cover in response to the ensuing avalanche.)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

aight that’s fair i got the same stick-it mindset- oh

(Homeless Guy looked up helplessly before a sizable stone crumbled upon his back, rolled 1d12 - 9.)

YOGFG- MY BACCCKK OH you- i got an old man injury and i’m barely in my 20s fuck off

(Homeless Guy jumped back and spat out another ball of moss at Kirr, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(HG 2/3)

moss-mother-offical

Oof… ow. That’s awful for my crown for one, I need to get out the habit of doing that-

(Kirr was still stunned from the ceiling-ram and the mossball cleanly impacted the back of her abdomen, rolled 1d12 - 3.)

OW-! Oh, that is hideously yucky! Mirr did describe you as a weird bug-

(Mozs at this point had mostly cleaned off her face, and saw the proud-standing homeless guy… She too hisses, and leads a clumsy dive with her crown, rolled 1d12 - 2!)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 2/3)

homeless-guy-offical

(Homeless Guy, still looking smug the whole time, sees Mozs charging and easily jumps out of the way, rolled 1d12 - 6!)

lmao missed me idiot now i’m gonna spit on your wife again

(Homeless Guy retched and provided a ball of moss of high velocity, rolled 1d12 - 7!)

(HG 2/3)

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{fight sessions}#{hok phooey}#{being homeless}

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs watches the pilgrim puff up their cheeks… then expectorate a clump of chewed-up moss right into her mask.)

…

… AGH!? THAT’S- MY FACEEE- OH WHY DOES IT BURNN??!

(Kirr’s eyes shot wide open seeing her wife spat upon so carelessly… Those eyes just as quickly narrowed as she hissed something awful, and threw her stinger forward in retaliation.)

(Kirr did a sweeping dive leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 11!)

(Mozs 2/3, Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

bitch i’ll do it a- OH SHIT-

(Homeless Guy cleanly sidestepped the dive, rolled 1d12 - 11! No damage was dealt to either.)

HOLY- CHRIST OF SILK woman you gonna hustle me out by force now!?

(HG 3/3)

moss-mother-offical

If you’ll harass my kids, spit on my wife, and be a general public nuisance, then yes!

(Kirr rose up and slammed the ceiling with all of her might to bring boulders down, rolled 1d12 - 12!!!)

(Mozs at this point was still reeling and cleaning the moss-spit from her face, but was still aware enough to flutter under cover in response to the ensuing avalanche.)

(Mozs 2/3. Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

aight that’s fair i got the same stick-it mindset- oh

(Homeless Guy looked up helplessly before a sizable stone crumbled upon his back, rolled 1d12 - 9.)

YOGFG- MY BACCCKK OH you- i got an old man injury and i’m barely in my 20s fuck off

(Homeless Guy jumped back and spat out another ball of moss at Kirr, rolled 1d12 - 8!)

(HG 2/3)

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{fight sessions}#{hok phooey}

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moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

moss-mother-offical

(Mozs watches the pilgrim puff up their cheeks… then expectorate a clump of chewed-up moss right into her mask.)

…

… AGH!? THAT’S- MY FACEEE- OH WHY DOES IT BURNN??!

(Kirr’s eyes shot wide open seeing her wife spat upon so carelessly… Those eyes just as quickly narrowed as she hissed something awful, and threw her stinger forward in retaliation.)

(Kirr did a sweeping dive leading with her stinger, rolled 1d12 - 11!)

(Mozs 2/3, Kirr 3/3)

homeless-guy-offical

bitch i’ll do it a- OH SHIT-

(Homeless Guy cleanly sidestepped the dive, rolled 1d12 - 11! No damage was dealt to either.)

HOLY- CHRIST OF SILK woman you gonna hustle me out by force now!?

(HG 3/3)

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #{being homeless}#{fight sessions}#overgrown pilgrim #moss mother

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

moss-mother-offical

This spot of yours is for our childs, not too-stubborn-to-move pilgrims like yourself. Out.

homeless-guy-offical

…

nnope. i spit on you

PHOOEY

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{hok phooey}#{yap sessions}#{being homeless}

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

moss-mother-offical

Pilgrim. One of my childs has informed me that you have been loitering in our grotto for weeks without my notice. As the guardians of this territory, me and my partner have figured to remove your prolonged presence here.

Mozs… the bug is clearly not well-off-

homeless-guy-offical

WHAT-

I- this is an easy neighborhood?! the guys in bone bottom don’t like me, the old hag-bag in the chapel doesn’t want me either… you saying i can’t get my own spot!? you two live in vine-laden nests! hardly a house!

don’t you tell my ass what to do

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #overgrown pilgrim #moss mother #{being homeless}#{yap sessions}

moss-mother-offical

Oh, how I hate dealing with squatters.

( @homeless-guy-offical )

homeless-guy-offical

ohhhhh shit hold on a minute-

h-hey! moss-matriarch lesbugs! what uh… what drives you to my lil’ corner?

#pharloomblr #eviction notice time #{yap sessions}#{being homeless}#{a thing}

get pelted with orbeez

ow

OW

HEY FUCK YOU WHY DO THESE BOUNCE FOR MILES

#overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{go away}

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homeless-guy-offical

how do you feel about moss. the mos. s

myophata you oaf it’s

EVERYWHERE

on the floor, on the walls, on the bugs, up there, under there. this ceaseless green makes me numb

sarah-under90

hey i think theres a bit of moss on you.

homeless-guy-offical

oh shit no way!

homeless-guy-offical

oh okay

( @the-moss-grotto )

#HELPPPPDHQJXJXQJ #pharloomblr #{yap sessions}#{being homeless}

styxs-nest

Kind bug, may I requessst for a moment that you do not sss-sscroll further than thissss?

Thank you!

Go drink water INSSSSTANTLY.

I will know if you have not. I CAN SSS-SSSEE YOU SSSSCROLLING PASSS-SST.

DO NOT PROCRASSSTINATE HYDRATION MORE THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE- I do not want you to become like dried up grasss-sss!

homeless-guy-offical

bet

#pharloomblr #overgrown pilgrim #styx #{yap sessions}

....

...?

!!!!

(Absorbs entire house.)

.........

(Spits out a small lakes worth of inactive void.)

(Leaves, disgusted at the taste of house.)

[@summonedsaviour]

MY-

…

okay i didn’t care for that one but that’s a) really nasty on your part and b) an attempt at fucking sanctuary??? no matter how shitty it was

#my hidey hole has a puddle of void now what do i do with this #overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{go away}#{yap sessions}#summoned saviour

pillow

comby

#overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{go away}

homeless-guy-offical

how do you feel about moss. the mos. s

myophata you oaf it’s

EVERYWHERE

on the floor, on the walls, on the bugs, up there, under there. this ceaseless green makes me numb

sarah-under90

hey i think theres a bit of moss on you.

homeless-guy-offical

oh shit no way!

#… its as apparent as my face at this point #sarcasm #overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{yap sessions}

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HELLO PILGRIM

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES

@theusgovernmentinpharloom

…

(The letter was crumpled into a ball and tossed out and into the Big Hole directly outside.)

taxing the homeless- what does the irs think they are? you could not convince me to pay such a leech system…

#overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{go away}#{yap sessions}

Here, house.

… i

mf- nothing? aint nobody found anything so fuck you if you think you’re different

#(… maybe i should note that im not exactly fine with the idea of homeless guy getting an actual house?)#(like what phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ says about trying to fix their condition. dont)#(upsets a status quo and what else is this guy known for)#(… i mean you can giveth but only if you taketh away i guess)#overgrown pilgrim #pharloomblr #{being homeless}#{go away}

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