jessica stanley.

                ❛if you say your name really fast, it sounds like IMPOSSIBLE. kind of ironic, don’cha think?❜

                ❛so, i would consider myself to be bella’s friend. you’re bella’s friend. i really didn’t know who else to talk to about this, but        i’m worried about her. she’s worn flannel three times this week. she needs help.❜

                ❛hey, i was just      i was just wondering if maybe you wanted to go out with us this weekend? just hang out, y’know. chill.❜

                ❛this town is pretty small, and i’d like to think that i know everyone. but yeah, i definitely don’t know you. i’m jessica.❜

                ❛have you ever considered a man bun?❜

                ❛you are totally gorgeous, but i’m also getting kind of an attitude vibe from you.       i totally accept that.❜

                ❛i’m so sorry, but you look SO familiar. i swear we’ve met.❜

               ❛so, like         where did you guys come from? before you came here. also, why did you pick this place? i mean, it’s kind     awful.❜

                ❛i mean, i don’t see anything wrong with binge watching if the episodes are only thirty minutes.❜

                ❛sorry. when i can’t hear what people say, i just agree. i didn’t realize that it wasn’t a question. what was that?❜

                   ❛dude, stop. i didn’t wash my hair & this ponytail is not cutting it. don’t look at it.❜

                  ❛yeah       maybe don’t say that in public? you probably shouldn’t even say it to me, but i’m trying not be judgemental lately.❜

STARTER CALL. as i finish finals yahoooo.

                  ❛someone might, i don’t know. that’s not a thing.❜