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(Going on semi-permanent hiatus...again.)
i have a problem reading this. can you read for me? *holds up a sign with the word sub-machine guns on it*
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“Of course I can read it. It says uhh…sub…submack…mackeen… No wait, lemme start ovah. Sub…mackeen…guns. Yeah, dat’s what it says! Submackeen guns!”
scout are you gay? its okay you can tell me
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“Are ya freakin’ hard of hearin’ or just dumb? I told ya ovah and ovah again dat I don’t swing dat way. I like women and they like me...a lot. Dat’s dat. End of story.”
Scout you’re home of sex
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“I have no freakin’ clue what’cha tryin’ to say here…”
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uh oh stink scoot!
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“What?”
Scout lifted his arm a bit, leaning his head over to take a whiff of his armpit. Other than the potent scent of his deodorant, there wasn’t anything that emitted a foul odor. Maybe the grey being was just messing with him again.
“I don’t know what you’re smellin’ but it ain’t me. Unlike you, I know how to freakin’ bathe.”
(I think this blog as collected enough dust, so tIme to brush it off and get back to business. Kinda miss RPing and I know for fact I’m gonna be super rusty.)
kiss meh -kisses scout on the lips-
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
Disgusted from being kissed by this strange grey being, Scout quickly spat and sputtered at the ground. He didn’t even know what gender this thing was. It could’ve been a goddamn dude for all he knew.“ What da hell is wrong with ya?! *Spits* Don’t freakin’ kiss me outta nowhere, I don’t know what diseases ya carryin’! ”
*throws a paper ball at you* y e e t
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
The paper ball bounced off Scout’s head, slightly aggravating the young merc.
“ ‘ey! What da hell was dat for? ”
👀
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“……….”
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*massive t-posing* be afraid
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“Ooooh yeah, you’re reeeeal scary… Bet ya scare a lot of people wit your stupidity.”
can i stoke your hair and call you princess
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“ …Why would– *Sigh* No, ya freakin can’t. As a mattah of fact, I dare ya to lay a hand on me. Don’t worry, nothin’ bad is gonna happen. I promise…”
네가 바보이기 때문에 네가 이걸 이해할 것 같지 않아
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“ I…uhh…don’t understand a word you’re sayin’. Can ya repeat dat in English or somethin’? ”
Yo Scout! I think you're ugly!
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“Ya must be lookin’ at yourself in da mirror or you’re just freakin’ blind. Anybody can tell ya dat I’m da most handsome guy around here. I practically get lines full of girls who swoon ovah my good looks. What, ya don’t believe me? Screw off den. Nobody cares what ya think.”
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private Miss Pauling blog . written by tea . revamped from contracts-and-corpses
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tic tacs arent that big though so i dunt kno who your fooling
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“What? No! It’s not da size of a fuckin’ Tic Tac! It’s…average size, okay? Leave me the hell alone ya freak.”
whats your dick size?
⌈ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵇˡᵘʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⌋
“If ya really wanna know, go ask ya ma. I’m sure she’ll tell ya. But really, dat’s none of ya goddamn business. Probably bigger den yours anyways.”
