holy water cannot help you now

That old thing? 

I blame you for that, you know.

It's not ridiculous or an obsession. I can't even keep poptarts at my house because of Cecylia. 

I mean I could. But what would I get out of it?

I would say affection, but I can't even muster pretending to like people until I've had some coffee.

I don’t take time off to have fun, I have fun when I have time!

I'm pretty sure that's not how fun works, Val.

Uh. Don’t think so, no? I couldn’t have gone anyway; late shift.

Do you ever take time off to have fun, Val? You should.

It’s just.. sad, really. 

Asking What? is like opening a can of worms, so I'm gonna pass today.

You should be there. Didn't anyone invite you last night? 

Ask me again in a few hours when it feels like my scull isn't going to crumble in on itself.

Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten stupid drunk last night. 

Is there something else one does at parties? That's like a requisite.

Sure thing.

Do me another favor and when Eric mentions mixing tequila, pineapple juice and Jell-O into a giagantic mixing bowl to eat, remind me not to do it.

Nope.

Do you serve to make my life a living hell or is there an actual reason you're denying me the joy and relief of medication?