Susie

Hey uhhhh... +1 [blorp] I think I got hit with some kind of... well it's not damage +1 [blorp] over time, but I can't really tell what it is doing. Yeah. +1 [blorp] Right because damage would be red. And +1 [blorp] negative. And healing is green. So +1 [blorp] what the fuck is orange? I've never +1 [blorp] seen this before-- have you +1 [blorp] seen this before? No? Shit... huh? Oh, +1 [blorp] well it started when I drank what I-- hrrp god, 'scuse me-- +1 [blorp] what I thought was a healing potion. +1 [blorp] Well yeah, it looked the same! What, do you expect me to-- +1 [blorp] hey. Asshole. Eyes are up here. Do you know anything or +1 [blorp] anyone that could help me or not? No, I don't still have the-- +1 [blorp] ow! WHY is my belt so tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhholy fuck ❤️

There are two types of jokes on the Internet:

Fleshlight that's connected to a pussy portal, but only right at the end

I'm so full I can't stop burping 🥵😩

Mmh. Just look at her, she’s my masterpiece.

thinking about verbal restraints