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First things first, calm it down a notch!

Secondly, the cleanin' crew is already taking care of the mess. Thirdly, we got some guys investigatin' all possible entry points while we're out.

Hmmm.

You know, it’s the darnedest thing! I’ve had way more scary close calls with the living than the dead.

You could say that!

That heavily depends on the risky situation at hand!

Sometimes you gotta act faster than you can think.

Other times, the best plan is to just stay still and quiet until the timing is right.

-the sounds of 80′s rock plays in the distance-

Aw rats, you figured it out!

Found it brand new, spotless, still in the plastic wrapping it was probably shipped in. And I have a few questions.

For what occasion was this originally manufactured for?

Was it intended to be a gag gift or a serious purchase?

Is there a full costume that’s meant to go with it?

Cats, actually!

Ehh, nothing major.