ʷᵃᶫᵏ ᵇᵃᶜᵏʷᵃʳᵈˢ ᶦᶰᵗᵒ HELL.

✝ @stalwartcowardice.

✝ @kleinstar.

STARTER CALL. let's go gays capping at two.

✝ last of the belmont line. ✝ his signature weapon is a consecrated whip designed specifically for the hunting and killing of the unholy e.g. demons and vampires. he is also proficient with a shortsword. ✝ chaotic drunk. ✝ sad and cynical; he just wants to be left alone. ✝ his family was exiled and excommunicated from the church when suspected of practicing black magic-- he was around 12 or 13 when he and his family were driven from their home. ✝ loathes priests. ✝ can take a man’s eye out or finger off with a whip alone. ✝ he doesn’t need anyone’s shit, he’ll kick his own ass. ✝ “ treffy ”.

          “ lost count, don’t care. ”

          “ I don’t care. ”

          “ if by ‘ fucking ’ you mean ‘ reducing to piles of ash ’ then yes, i s’pose it is good for me. ” 

          and you wonder why i’m the way that i am,

          “ ... i’m sorry? ”

          “ all the more reason you should shut up. ”

          “ please stop talking. ”

          “ fucking vampires... ”

          “ unless you’re buying, then i really don’t care. ” because who in their right mind offers a drink with a stranger? there had to be more to it than that— or he was just an idiot, either one, but a free mug of ale was welcomed regardless.