i mean anywhere is a urinal if you're creative

in my office, the staff restrooms are extremely close with very thin walls

and every few hours i’ll run to the bathroom to fix my hair and generally around the same time each day, this one coworker of mine just books it to the men’s room next door

and while i’m in the ladies, i can hear absolutely everything okay

the scrambled unzip of his pants

the pause while he seems to breathe a bit heavily for a moment before there’s just

this loud, echoing, steady stream in the bowl while he sighs shakily in relief

and the whole time I can just imagine his expression just. slackening with absolute need

hi!! i write Pee stuff a lot so um hey hi I’m here!! expect a ton of scenarios and writing because my entire life is writing okay. okay