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[*metal gear codec sound* *solid snake voice* “hrrn, colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards”]

Somebody get him a little loofah.

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

This post is a fucking two hit combo

Oh my god this was real I fucking thought it was an onion article ajdjdbahdhdbsnsjaj

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

No offense but there's a she wolf in your closet let it out so it can breathe