The Masquerade

updated this somewhat and also I'm losing it that most of the likes are from porn bots I've blocked 😭

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

people will post about butches like they're inanimate walking dildos I swear 😭

it goes hand and hand with the people who are What gifts do butches like? Would a butch like if I do this? um idk... they are people with different opinions u know it's not a hivemind who has come from another planet specifically to dom you

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

or even more than "kinda". it's okay to be fat. being fat is a morally neutral thing. don't let corporations wanting your money for diet shit make you think it's bad to be fat. it's literally what our bodies are designed to do to keep us alive. it's your body taking care of you and trying to keep you alive especially if you're not eating well.

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

cameras are like sex and movie sets function exactly like bdsm spaces because they set the space for people to act in a particular way until someone says the word to stop the scene. and if the people involved in making a movie are insane enough sometimes you get under-negotiated activities which is what bdsm is trying to prevent by establishing consent. a director is a pervert who likes telling people what to do. genuinely what is filming but a way where you get to perform in a most honest version of yourself by inherently acting as someone else. introducing: #brechtianbdsm

i have probably made this clear through various facetious dictatorial edicts but i really find it odd and offputting how much fandom-posting gets couched in the language of permission... "you're allowed to like X", "let people enjoy things", "you can do whatever you want forever" -- why are these people trapped in a perpetual game of mother-may-i with everybody they interact with?