alien vulnerable

The owner of a Pinky Pie themed dodge ball must report to the front desk to reclaim their My Little Pony paraphernalia from the lost and found

hi i just found the funniest thing in the world

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

oh shittttt

Then i brought up hot dogs he cooked that shit too