😻

Ain’t clitoris that big red dog

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

Jenny slate and mitski can never meet because their combined energies will send out a blast of sonic third eye opening energies it’ll shift us all into the astral plane

the looker

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

SECOND TIME REBLOGGING IT WATCH THE DAMN THING THIS IS THE SWEETEST SCREAM IVE EVER HEARD

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

Anja Niemi - She Could Have Been A Cowboy - 2018

need you to match my dragon energy

2019 met gala theme “pussy out”