Wow. Lots of good replies to our second ad. And some that are just... straight up... cocky.Â
*ba dum bum tiss*
Time to sort through them and start responding!
- L&P
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Wow. Lots of good replies to our second ad. And some that are just... straight up... cocky.Â
*ba dum bum tiss*
Time to sort through them and start responding!
- L&P

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We've gotten a few good responses so far, but our ad got flagged for removal!
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Two ladies looking for two guys to be our holidates
Are you tired of being single during the holidays? We definitely are. Is your professional life keeping you wayyyyy too busy to date? Check. Do you have holiday parties you have to go to but no one to bring? Yup. Us too. Well, we have a suggestion.
Be our holidates!
What's a holidate?
Getting right down to it, it's a pretend relationship for the Holidays. We hang out. Have fun. Go on dates. Go to those damn Holiday work parties. We do all the couple-y things that regular couples do. The catch? Well, this relationship lasts all the way until the day after Valentine's day. At that point, if you've had enough, you can be on your way. No harm done. If you want to stick around and be something more? Hey, that's ok too.
Who are we?
We're two single ladies in our mid-20's, and we're downright beautiful. Yes, really. One brunette, the other raven-haired. Both of us are tall for our race - 5'6" (and yes, that means we're Asian.) One has legs for days, the other has a smile that'll warm your insides. One has a goofy, sarcastic sense of humor, the other is possibly the sweetest person you'll ever meet. We both work full-time and have busy schedules but can always make time to hang out and have fun.
Who are we looking for?
Two guys (preferably the two of you are good friends), 25-35 years old, brunette, at least 5'10" (hey, we like to wear heels!), non-smoker, drug/disease-free, social drinker, financially stable, and independent. Must live in San Francisco or have the means to get into the city. A bit of scruff is fine, but if your beard is looking anything like Brian Wilson's, then...no . Average to fit body type, and personal hygiene is a must... so is a sense of adventure and a sense of humor.
Interested?
Send us an email with "Holidating" in the subject line. Tell us a little about yourselves and why you're interested in being our holidates. Pictures would be great and will also get you a faster reply.Â
Hope to hear from you soon! And Happy Holidays!