as originally written by captainrodimus
captainrodimus:
School committee member: Megatron’s hearing will commence shortly. A short reminder to all - he has several accusations cast against him. Setting school property on fire ‘because all students weren’t treated equal’. Refusing to remove his fusion cannon - even though it’s against the dress code. Trying to grope one Optimus Prime. Demanding more funds for the poetry club…
*Starscream breaks into the hall*
Starscream: OBJECTION! Megatron is too stupid to do any of those things. He only got a D on his last math test!
Megatron: *loud squinting*
Starscream: Shh! I’ve totally got this. I’m the leader of the debate club! *dramatic cloak-swishing happens here*
Megatron: I vote you suspend me. If only so I can be away from this idiot for the rest of the week!



















