Some Madman Stuff of Holden Weatherfield

I thought it was catch for real. Still like it tho

Dont buy these

I might have went here, can’t really remember

This ain’t her but it’s good

Cool stuff

Get them a holiday

So many memories...so deep

Waiting for old Sally to show up, it got me thinking about them nuns again. No jawnt I knew would do that, except for my mom and maybe old Sally's mom.I can’t even lie and say I couldn’t see it tho. Wearing all black, no makeup, she would stink. She'd be all touchy in all if you didn't treat her all swell. It’d make me weak though. I went over to Broadway and next thing you know I'm in a vintage record store buying "Little Shirley Beans". The singer was straight fire. It would absolutely kill Phoebe. Thinking about Phoebe, I thought she might be roller skating since it was Sunday so I said skurt to the record store and headed to the park. On my way, I saw this little kid, a complete savage, walking on a "line" singing "If a body catch a body in the rye". Just thinking about it made me kind of madman so I curved it. Since Sally is such a phony, I knew she would get a kick out of seeing the Lunts, bought the tickets, even though I hated all them hot shots and phonies on stage like when that hot shot D.B. took us to Hamlet. He said I was too young to understand it but he’s so fake bruh, tbh. But Sally might be bae so I’ll go see the Lunts. I kept on looking for Phoebe but found some other little fam tying up her skates. All she told me was that young Phoebe might be at the museum I used to go to. She didn't know how to tie those damn skates so I gave her a hand with the key. She was all chill and nice which was lit. She absolutely killed me, not being all salty. It was still Sunday so Phoebe wasn't at the museum but I went anyway. My old teacher Miss Aigletinger always took us, looking at all kinds of dope stuff. I walked in and saw all the stuff by them Native Americans who need a national holiday #bewoke and though everything in a museum stays the same, you always come back a little more wack or some shoot. When I walked out of that place, I was like fml. But I still got to go see this little mama named Sally so I got in a cab.