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IM FUCKING HILARIOUS
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN

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passionnedeau replied to your post: TABITHA JUST RUBBED MILK ON MY FACE AND WISPERED...
It should have been pomegranate juice. ..
!?!?!?!?!?Â
WHat?
TABITHA JUST RUBBED MILK ON MY FACE AND WISPERED "Simba"Â
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IM GUNN A KILLÂ
âŚSureÂ
I thought you were talking about making one from scratch, thatâs why I was concerned.Â
But yes, sure, letâs go.
Honestly, I donât have the patience or time to make a cake from scratch.Â
[/Leads the blond to the store and buys a box of cake mix, eggs, flour and oil along with tupperware.]
I understand..
[/Follows Maxie blankly observing the transaction rather confused with the event all together, and the fact that he was at the store with Maxie of all people. Upon returning he lays out the ingredients on the counter washes out the new dishes]Â
So, uh, what's our first step? I suppose the instructions are on the box?
I could do it myself if youâre so keen.Â
Iâve never baked, so Iâll have to agree with youÂ
Yes, you could. We could. So, if you would like⌠We can head out and get a box of cake mix.
...SureÂ
I thought you were talking about making one from scratch, that's why I was concerned.Â
But yes, sure, let's go.

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Please. It needs literally five things max. If we need the ingredients, we can go send a few grunts to get them. The BAKING ware as well.Â
I think that would be a nice change of pace.
I could do it myself if you're so keen.Â
I've never baked, so I'll have to agree with youÂ
magma-boss-maxie replied to your post: Dinner at Tabithaâs house is actually kind ofâŚ
Be nice.
Yes Sir..
Now, we should do something that consumes plenty of time.Â
How about we bake a cake?
I don't think this kitchen has ever even remotely seen the ingredients required for such a task.
let alone the cooking ware...
but I'm not denying your request, we can do so if you  wish.Â
magma-boss-maxie replied to your post: Dinner at Tabithaâs house is actually kind of...
Be nice.
Yes Sir..
Dinner at Tabitha's house is actually kind of funny.
like he only recently got enough dishes for more than one person.
Tabitha, Mack, Brodie || Reunion
Accusations and expletives, Brodieâd been prepared for; shouting or icy rejection both would have been fine; he hadnât really expected joy or affection, even if somewhere deep down heâd been hoping for it. But even outright violence he would have had some inkling of how to deal with. It didnât look as though today would be a day for following expectations, though; at the door wasnât just one familiar face but two, with none other than Mack in Tabithaâs tow. And what passed over Tabithaâs face - before Brodie had time to so much as smile and get to his feet - was nothing less than absolute dread, and then he was gone.
Brodie frowned slightly and straightened up, starting to climb off the couch, opening his mouth to explain himself - why would he just run like that? It wasnât as though Brodie wanted anything of him, really - but the next moment Mack was upon him, knocking him to the floor, whereupon he knocked his elbow painfully and the hood of his sweatshirt caught around his neck awkwardly. He struggled against him indignantly.
"Jesus, Mack, calm down," he spluttered, pushing the smaller man aside and sitting up again, nursing his elbow. "What is the matter with you? Itâs not like I swiped anything,â and he hopped back to his feet, pushing himself up against the top of Mackâs brassy head. He wasnât in the mood for a scuffle, his head spinning; was Tabitha frightened of him? What was Mack doing here, with him, while Brodie had been out of contact for so long? Was Courtney along too? Most importantly, where the hell had Tabitha disappeared to just now?
Brodie glanced down at Mack, chewing the inside of his cheek, and blew out a long puff of air. âYou feel like explaining this to me?â
Mack pushed himself up and brushed away a strand hair that had caught in his mouth. His mind was racing to connect everything that had happened and come up with an explanation for his actions. There was so many things that Mack wanted to ask Brodie but he couldn't find the words. He didn't know why Tabitha responded the way he did, let alone where he had hid himself. "I don't know why! I just! Where the fuck have you been?!"  He glared back at Brodie and chewed at his lip.Â

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fuzz balls dipped in chocolateÂ
here you go brats
yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohmygodÂ
fuzz balls dipped in chocolateÂ
here you go brats
???
mack and i are sitting on the couch shivering who the FUCK even survives winter hjere
I'll take you shopping, monsieur.
??? sure??
Oui! Blond people are like âoh la la, I love you, youâre so abusive but I canât leave you!!â I donât know, but hey, Mack, I have a joke for you.
That literally has nothing to do with hair color, and itâs not funny? I canât even begin to explain to you how appalled I am right now. Â
I donât really want to hear it
Fine, be that way. Itâs not even what you think it is anyway. Youâll think itâs a great joke.
If it's a blond joke, then noÂ
but tell it if you must

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I'll take you shopping, monsieur.
??? sure??
Yeah! Weâll get it for you and then youâll be hot and do what blonds do.
"do what blonds do"
I donât know, do their hair⌠Date other men⌠Get abusedâŚ
wHAtÂ
how does any of that have anything to do with hair color??? also?? really? get abused?Â
Oui! Blond people are like âoh la la, I love you, youâre so abusive but I canât leave you!!â I donât know, but hey, Mack, I have a joke for you.
That literally has nothing to do with hair color, and it's not funny? I can't even begin to explain to you how appalled I am right now. Â
I don't really want to hear it
I'll take you shopping, monsieur.
??? sure??
Yeah! Weâll get it for you and then youâll be hot and do what blonds do.
"do what blonds do"
I donât know, do their hair⌠Date other men⌠Get abusedâŚ
wHAtÂ
how does any of that have anything to do with hair color??? also?? really? get abused?Â