Hojo

to all da kagomes dcjksdjkdsjkldc

Moroha at Hojo:

  “It worked wonders, wonders Hojo-kun! Sadly Kagome’s rashes turned out to be of bacterial origin and now she suffers from a bad case of diarrhea. Sadly, there is no way for you to see her in this condition, you must understand.” a hum “But enough about me, how was your exam yesterday?”

“D-Diar--” Ahem. “Oh my, this illness seems like its never ending...I was, heh heh, hoping she would be feeling better. I’ve got these two tickets to this pop up fair on the waterfront, but considering her condition, it wouldn’t be best for Kagome to go.” 

Pause.

    “ HOJO-KUN! You have been dearly missed. The ointment you last brought for Kagome’s rash happened to heal my arthritis. Do you happen to have more of that?”

@hojc​​

“Oh J-Jii-chan,” Hojo replied concerned. “It did, did it? You’re very lucky! I was just about to bring more for Kagome if she needed it.”

           “I’m the END of you touching Kagome!” Growls and points his sword right into the boys face; leans in, sniffing —– “You’ve got that smell that’s on Kagome’s Alg-E-’bra tomes sometimes, but you ain’t no demon. Keh! Who the fuck are YOU?”

yeesh! what’s this guy’s problem? “Touch--I would never without her consent!” he responds as he calmly moves the blade from his face so he can get a better look at the strange man.

I smell like Algebra? Is that even a thing?! 

           ❝ !!!!! hojo, i - yes, this is a bad time! my, um… my dog has fleas. very contagious to humans. go before you get them. go, go. run, don’t look back.❞

“Oh no that’s too bad. Is that Inu...yasha? I overheard Sota say something about an ‘inuyasha’ and his ears and--Anyway, this herbal flea spray should help him.”

hands over spray.

           ❝ … nani?! ❞

i. headcanon