Irish Creme Whiskey ™

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!

Dad found us like this in the morning; we stayed up as late as we could, but we still fell asleep for Santa came. :/

Oh well, at least we still got presents!

It’s gonna be our first Christmas with Uncle Robert as a family, and he’s gonna help us capture Santa!

first dream daddy fanart inspired by this post

“I may be bad but you made me glad”

if you pick whiskey he says “Man after my own heart”

Likes pineapple on pizza (A sin)

Says he trusts no one, not even River. Changes his mind and says “Actually I trust you, you’re an old soul ,kiddo.”

“I’m working on my relationship with existence”

“You ever kill anyone?”  “N-No?”  “Yeah me neither. Or have I?”

Loves dogs

“You do know when the internet becomes sentient it’s gonna use this information against us right?”

Demands you stay for movie credits and literally thanks every single person named onscreen out loud

“If you ever call me Bobert again I’ll kick you in the shins”

Texts like a 16 year old boy

“Come outside. Don’t make me honk. I will honk. Get out here.”

HIS LITTLE GIGGLES

Carries around a well-stocked first aid kit in his truck

Actually wears a goddamn leather jacket over a red sweater