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“trouble in paradise ? Seems like it ! Here’s to hoping that our favorite couple that’s not a couple kisses and makes up. I’m sure it’s what Godric Gryffindor would have wanted.“

@lilyasinevans @prxngssface @ all of gryffindor 

“Anything for my other half!”

@amycusfuckincarrow

“So just for your info, dear listener, Marina dropped The Diamonds, much like Narcissa will when she hears this song.”

@ivoryborn

“Someone’s sweet on Alice? Is..this Stefan?”

@alicebones​ @stefanxxnott

“..Because she was the first drunk at the party.? or..? Alright, I’ll bite. Here you go, Mary. Someone has their eyes on you.”

@marymarymac

“Deep meaning behind it? Alright, well you heard it here. I’m going to need a drink to process this. ..He has always been a massive  wanker to everyone else, right? Cheers.”

@vmulciber

“What was that? There seems to be technical difficulties. Lots of static. Hello?”

“Oh excellent choice darling! Here’s one for the snakes.  We all know who the victor of the party will be. These Gryffindorks don’t have style nor class.”

@bonkersbellatrix @ivoryborn @purecarrow @dariusgreengrass @lucmalfoy @nicolamalfoy @vmulciber @stefanxxnott @julietterosier @wordsofpoison @severedxsnape