Waiting For Green bananas To Turn Yellow.

remember when nerd king scottie chose the hide and go veto as an opportunity to fuck up jc’s things and pour milk on them.

The US pretending to bring democracy to other countries is so funny when we vote on a non-holiday workday where people can wait up to six hours for a machine that may record their vote incorrectly to defeat a minority party that controls all three branches of government.

courage was named courage even though he was cowardly bc he still did what he had to do despite being scared and that’s true courage

“so that stinging sensation you feel in your eyes right now? thats the natalie napalm. get off my island.

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

me: I really don’t get Ryan Murphy’s artistic approach to AHS. All of the seasons just start to fall apart after a certain point and the plot’s riddled with so many holes you’d think someone went at it with a sub machine gun. I really can’t keep subjecting myself to it.

funko pop has given me the strongest reaction image

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves