Help Girl Narutos Holding Me Hostage

don't watch naruto

i know there is no way in HELL this will happen but i'd really like a naruto series that explores the world of naruto from a civilian perspective

the day to day life of just some restaurant server in otogakure who's personally unaffected by shinobi at all for the first 17 episodes as we just follow the ups and downs of their family life and their romances and maybe they have a death in the family or they take over the restaurant from the owner. and then episode 18 one of the workers goes missing and there are rumors they had strange ancestry, shinobi in the family. and then episode 19 they find a field of slaughtered shinobi in a nearby forest. episode 21 a band of thugs comes through and starts extorting everyone, and they have to live under this and hear echoes of faraway political upheaval for a few episodes, and then the bandits are suddenly all dead in the morning on ep 25 and there's a team of shinobi saying it's ok now and they won't hurt anyone but theyre like pyrokinetic or whatever. and they eat at the restaurant. there's a noodle rivalry subplot that's weirdly intense and dark