wanderlust

starters  /  memes taken from various conversations had over discord servers  &  dm’s .  some are nsfw .  feel free to change around pronouns  /  nouns as need be !

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.

“ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “

“ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “

“ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “

“ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “

“ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”

“ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “

“…wow.”

“ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “

“ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “

“ [name], it’s not what you think! “

“ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “

“ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “

“ hell no! “

“ take care of my cock. “

“ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “

“ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “

“ …hello? “

“ i’m a giraffe! “

“ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “

“ what the fuuuuuuck! “

“ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “

“ go back to sleep and starve. “

“ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “

“ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “

“ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “

“ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “

“ try me, bitch. “

“ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “

“ [name], watch the light, dude. “

“ you ready to fucking die? “

“ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “

“ my dick fell off! “

“ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “

“ that was legitness! “

“ [name]! is that a weed?! “

“ wait a minute… who ARE you? “

“ oh damn! “

“ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “

“ how do you know what’s good for me? “

“ that’s my OPINION! “

“ fuck you. “

“ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “

“ the prophecy is true. “

“ i smell like beef. “

“ i’m an adult virgin. “

“ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “

“ well, when life gives you lemons! “

“ uh, i’m not finished. “

“ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “

“ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “

“ no off topic questions. “

“ permission denied! “

though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

                                                  i fear no evil, for you are with me.

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                     i’m better off on my own.         

independent and selective.  written by rae.  still a wip.

                  98% of writing is thinking about writing.

independent + selective.   fandom based ocs.   still a wip.