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“Wow... things sure have changed, haven’t they?”

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She heard someone call the ocean soup the other day and she hasn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.
MISC . DISCORD CONVERSATIONS
starters / memes taken from various conversations had over discord servers & dm’s . some are nsfw . feel free to change around pronouns / nouns as need be !
“ i don’t have my license ” “ know who else had legs? my bastard father ” “ eat my ass , fucker ” “ can you not talk about vore for like one day? ” “ i don’t believe in ghosts because i know they like watersports and i’m running from it ” “ i know you wanna fuck tony the tiger but it makes me uncomfortable ” “ i’ll hunt down your organs ” “ hentai is a national treasure ” “ can i wear you? i bet you’d be cozy ” “ why are you the literal fucking devil? ” “ if you sleep i’m gutting you like a fish and hanging your skin on the wall ” “ i wish i could step inside your skin ” “ why are your kids always getting tied up due to their threat to the general public? ” “ i can’t compare my cat to their children ” “ the hundai sonata is my favorite animal ” “ man i get so excited when lesbians exist ” “ if you’re scared you should be but it’s okay ” “ i am nothing if not a loving , supportive pain in the ass ” “ dolphin masturbation sobered me up ” “ my dick is hard as a diamond right now ” “ can i be your sexy catheter? ” “ an entire jar of queso counts as dinner ” “ you’re a heart attack in the form of a human being ” “ apparently i could be best friends with shrek and i have to go die now ” “ wake up i need to cry about naruto ” “ you wear a furry mask one time and suddenly you’re a furry ” “ this tv show has way too much heterosexuality for me to handle ” “ well my temperature is 120 and i’m legally dead ” “ stabbing me would hurt less ” “ you may be an accursed being but i cant let even you see this monstrosity ” “ he peed on my wall i literally don’t understand ” “ this is the third time in one morning where i’ve been fully prepared to kill you ” “ i had a dream where seto kaiba made love to me last night ” “ making somebody parallel park is twink discrimination and i won’t stand for it ” “ thanks for letting me keep my arms ” “ i don’t think worms have cocks ” “ god is real but you can only see him when he’s doing the macarena at the foot of your bed at 8am while you’re high on sleep deprivation ” “ i’m great i’m thriving i’m ready to die ” “ they’re gay cats ” “ make like a spine and split ” “ i’m sorry i forgot i abide by a contract with god ” “ they think you’re a little green man ”
sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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Which Starter Pokemon Are You?
Oshawott
Playful and fun-loving, you probably would enjoy a day out at the beach, no matter the weather - the ocean is just a giant swimming pool! You're likely the type to drag your friends on outings that they don't think they'll like (but they end up having fun anyway). You most likely enjoy D.I.Y. projects, and you might have a scrapbook laying around somewhere!
Tagged by: @harmonicrecord Tagging: anyone who hasn’t and wants to!!
vine sentence starter
this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.
“ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “
“ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “
“ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “
“ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “
“ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”
“ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “
“…wow.”
“ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “
“ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “
“ [name], it’s not what you think! “
“ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “
“ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “
“ hell no! “
“ take care of my cock. “
“ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “
“ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “
“ …hello? “
“ i’m a giraffe! “
“ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “
“ what the fuuuuuuck! “
“ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “
“ go back to sleep and starve. “
“ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “
“ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “
“ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “
“ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “
“ try me, bitch. “
“ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “
“ [name], watch the light, dude. “
“ you ready to fucking die? “
“ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “
“ my dick fell off! “
“ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “
“ that was legitness! “
“ [name]! is that a weed?! “
“ wait a minute… who ARE you? “
“ oh damn! “
“ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “
“ how do you know what’s good for me? “
“ that’s my OPINION! “
“ fuck you. “
“ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “
“ the prophecy is true. “
“ i smell like beef. “
“ i’m an adult virgin. “
“ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “
“ well, when life gives you lemons! “
“ uh, i’m not finished. “
“ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “
“ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “
“ no off topic questions. “
“ permission denied! “
“ what the fuck, [name]! “
may lives in my brain rent free
Balthazar Gibson -- CONTENT WARNING // DRUG MENTIONS IN HIS ABOUT
Priscilla Waterden
*looks in a mirror* you again

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we’ll never be those kids again.
♡ ♡ ♡
though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
i fear no evil, for you are with me.
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↻/♥
viceflame:
“Like, right now? I mean sure I can. Though you sure you don’t want a snack first? Your stomach’s gonna hate ya.” He smiled a bit, as he opened up a dive ball on his waist, letting a white light come flying out to stand next to him a slowbro!
“ZONE, prepare to use teleport.” He smiled big, as he held out his hand out to may to take. “Hold on, okay? ZONE knows each area of the preservations I have so easy traveling.”
“Yes right now!!” She sang, fighting the urge to grab him by the arm and shake him. Maybe if she had known him better she would have clung to him like she used to cling to Brendan or Wally, but she’d learned about boundaries and how not everyone liked being held onto. Instead, she waved away the concern over her hungry stomach. “S’fine! We’ve gone longer on less!”
May lit up upon seeing his smile and reached for his hand. She held tight as she nodded, excitement radiating off of her. “M’kay! I’m ready!!”
viceflame:
“Well, I set up preservations and safari’s for pokemon. For pokemon abused, injured, or simply older I set up preservations. For others that were captured and otherwise fine but need a new home, I set up safari’s for a new home and for them to meet a future trainer.” He explains, walking with her as he looked to her with her stomach growling.
“Sounds like we better find it quick. Your stomach sounds hungry.”
“Whoa!! That’s amazing, Vice!!” Her eyes lit up as she bounced on her heel in excitement. Of course she knew places like that existed, but she hadn’t given it much thought amidst everything that had gone on in her life. She was selfish, she’d come to accept that about herself a long time ago, but she was growing. “Forget the snacks, do you think you could take me to one? A preservation, I mean.”
i’m better off on my own.
independent and selective. written by rae. still a wip.
dabi of bnha. not spoiler free.

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98% of writing is thinking about writing.
independent + selective. fandom based ocs. still a wip.
hanami. honey. xiang.
viceflame:
“T-The best chocolate bars? I want one!” Food was the topic, and food was on his mind. The sole thing on his mind was now to see how much these chocolate bars would tastes. This girl better be on to something, cause now he was hungry!!!
“Oii, what is your name anyway? I am Vice! I’m a pokemon guardian!” He said proudly, as he didn’t recognize her much since he was not native to hoenn besides visiting the area.
"Yeah! And then they’ve got these BBQ chips that are to die for!! They’re made right there in their store, or, uh... in the back of the store... or maybe they make them at home?” She trailed off, blinking widely as she tried to remember what it was she’d heard. Shaking her head, May grinned at him. “Well, wherever they’re made, they’re super good. And! And! They’ve got this bubble tea, too!! You’re gonna love it.”
Her stomach growled quietly causing her to chuckle nervously. She had already been hungry enough before, but now that she continued to think about what was in store for her (pun slightly intended) that hunger had returned tenfold. “Oh! My name’s May! It’s nice t’meet you, Vice! But, uh... what’s a pokemon guardian?”