Listen, listen, I didn’t think anything could top Phasma making her armor out of Sheev’s old yacht for being Peak Fucking Star Wars, but Jon Favreau has proven me wrong, because, as @evaceratops pointed out and how I cannot get through that scene of episode 2 of The Mandalorian where the Jawas–after the perfect entire run up of the Mandalorian trying to jump on the Sand Crawler and getting junk hurled at him and electrostaffs prodded at him and I was goddamned crying through all of that, how could it get better!?–where the Jawas agree to trade his own ship parts back to him–AFTER they have insulted his shitty Jawaese and cackling when he sounds like a Wookiee and CACKLING SOME MORE when he bonks his head on the top of the Crawler, like the little demon gremlins that they are–where the Jawas agree to a trade if he gets them, dun dun dun, THE EGG. And then proceed to chant, “The Egg! The Egg! The Egg!” the entire way there in a borderline cackling fervor, all while the Mandalorian tries to maintain diginity. AND IT’S A FUCKING SNACK. THEY WANTED THEIR TASTY SNACK AND MADE HIM GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT, FIGHTING A SPACE RHINO NEARLY TO THE DEATH, HIS ARMOR IN SHAMBLES, ALL BECAUSE THEY WANTED AN AFTERNOON SNACK. AND THEY JUST FUCKING SMEAR IT EVERYWHERE NOT EVEN USING A GODDAMNED SPOON OR ANYTHING, NO JUST DIPPING THEIR HANDS IN IT AND GOBBLING IT UP LIKE A PACK OF CACKLING GREMLINS. This is Star Wars at its best and no I’m not accepting any suggestions for better scenes in anything ever.
