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Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
One Nice Bug Per Day
cherry valley forever
Keni

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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kaledo Art

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YOU ARE THE REASON

#extradirty
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@hknickyd
My favorite thing from the internet today.
this gem needs to be documented too

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Women’s March on Washington art by Kimothy Joy
you’re all my heart ever talks about
Trump is so bad that SATANISTS are protesting him. Devil worshipers are trying to protect us from this man lmao this real life
Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal
okay okay but listen
satanists WOULD be anti-Trump
satanists are, for the most part, just secular humanists (mostly atheists) with a flair for the dramatic. They are, on average, very left-leaning.
The Satanic Temple in particular is a great organization. They don’t believe religious organizations should be tax exempt, so they voluntarily pay taxes. They also sell merch and give a good chunk of the proceeds to things like Planned Parenthood and legal funds that fight for division of church and state.
Fuck, this is straight from their website: “The mission of The Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy among all people. In addition, we embrace practical common sense and justice.”
satanism is not bad or evil
A bit more to what satanism is about: it’s about putting Earthly needs above heavenly needs. It’s about doing right without concern for any concept of going to heaven or being rewarded. They aren’t devil worshipers. They never have been. They believe strongly that deities are created by humans, rather than being our creators.
Can we talk about Lil Kim’s verse in Lady Marmalade?
“… We independent women, some mistake us for whores. I’m sayin’ “why spend mine”? When I can YOURS? Disagree? Well that’s you and I’m sorry. I'ma keep playin’ these Cats out like Atari “👀💁🏾
Kim > any other rap bitch
How come this song and video for lady marmalade is better than the actual movie moulin rouge?

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I want a real love, dark skinned Aunt Viv love, that Jada and that Will love, that leave a toothbrush at your crib love
MYSTERY STORY TIME
So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.
And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.
Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.
Me: This isn’t your kiwi?
Roommate: No?
Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.
Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.
Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!
As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.
But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?
So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.
Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.
There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.
It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it
funny illustrations by Shanghai Tango

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this is what I’m here for
*slams fists on table* @goodinthestacks THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD
is this where I subconsciously got the name noodle from
dear best friend, first of all, thank you for being there. thank you for all the times you told me no. and the times you told me yes. you’re opinion means more to me than you know. thanks for sharing the only blanket in the house with me when we’re both cold. or the times we just needed to sit and have a movie marathon. thanks for all those times you held my hand when that creepy guy got too close to me. and for all the times you had to take my phone because that boy didn’t deserve my drunk texts. for all the times I thought my world was over because someone new broke my heart. and all of the late night McDonald’s trips or adventures to the backyard. because everything is an adventure when I’ve got you by my side. because we can conquer the world. because you mean everything to me. for all the hugs. for all the happiness. for all the memories. for all of the love that you gave me in the times when I couldn’t manage to find love for myself. thank you for staying by side. for all the times I overreacted and under reacted. best friends like you are hard to find. and somehow I was blessed to get you as mine. lastly, I want to thank you for reaching down in the deep dark parts of my life and holding the flashlight while we traveled through my darkness together. you led me out of the dark. and for that I am so grateful. you are the light in my life.
an open letter to my best friend (via shipswreck)
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@amoureu-xxx 💘
(via bel--amour)
The Handsomest Boy.
on my way to steal your garden veggies

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I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO
GOD
THIS HOE
YOU AINT GOT TO TELL ME TWICE
lmao what is this
I like the way people stare at babies on the train bc once they make eye contact they start making funny faces and stuff and then the mother exchanges a glance and a smile with the stranger that’s my favorite thing