I HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE MAN AND HIS NAME IS OPTIMUS

Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: Eddie Eddie: Don’t

Venom, watching Bayonetta’s hair kick a dude then eat him: Eddie Eddie, dressed as Sailor Venom: Don’t

come back @hitomishiga

rises from the fucking grave

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

wearing shorts with a hoodie is such a gay and dumbass move. like are you hot or cold bitch???

its cute

I wonder if lgbt people’s love for elves is that strong bc it was our only way to play gender nonconfirming characters. Even when we didn’t know that its even a thing.

Additional game theory: many LGBT people in their adult lives switch over to loving dwarves because they are also gender nonconforming but in the less “acceptable” way (Not the tall, skinny, femme-androgynous type society considers the “good” androgyne) and instead explore the more masculine/“low effort” form of GNC (less lithe/More body fat, body hair on femme individuals, loud/unashamed behavior) which we were too insecure to explore in our adolescence

Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

*stares violently at the wwe fandom*

Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post