If Youre Gonna Be Dumb

I did a ton of requests (feel free to send more in I love receiving and writing for them!!) so I wanted to update this to make it look less cluttered🫶

Johnny Knoxville Masterlist!

SteveO Masterlist!

Bam Masterlist!

Pontius Masterlist!

Ryan Dunn Masterlist!

Dave England Masterlist!

Yes🫡

What they’d do if you fell asleep on them (Knox & Bam HC’s)

Knox

You guys would be in the 3rd row of the van on your way to the new filming location, and it’s a long drive.

You two called back row so you’d have more room, and wouldn’t have to be crammed in the middle with Bam, Dunn, and Steveo, or up front with Dave driving and Preston in the passenger seat.

You fell asleep, and slumped over on his shoulder

He’d definitely be nervous at first, afraid to move even an inch. But he found the courage to move his arm around your shoulder allowing your head to rest against his arm and your body to move closer to his side.

He’d tell the other guys in the car to “fuck off” when they saw you guys nuzzled together in the backseat

When they weren’t looking, he’d definitely put a kiss on your head and end up dozing off, his head resting on top of yours <3

Bam

You would be at Ape and Phil’s, watching movies with him and Dunn

You sat on the loveseat with Bam your head on his lap and your legs hanging over the edge.

However when he looked down to make a comment about the movie he saw you fast asleep, face pressed against his legs

“ryan…Ryan” he would whisper-yell at Dunn who was on the floor in front of the loveseat, Dunn would just smile and say “let’s draw on her face” “no fuckface”

He would start to play with your hair, smiling when you shifted your head towards him.

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Perfect Pair (Knox x Reader)

“Happy anniversary babydoll” I heard as I felt two familiar arms wrap themselves around my body from behind, accompanied by a kiss on my head. Spinning around in his grip, I placed my arms around his neck and placed a kiss on his lips, feeling his hands move to my lower back.

“I know you said no gifts…but I got you something sweetheart” he confessed to me, still holding onto me like I’d get mad at him. We’d been together for a year, today, and even tho I said no gifts, I still got him something too.

“That’s okay PJ” I said laughing, and moving out of his arms to grab his wrapped box I had hidden under the kitchen cupboard. “C’mere” he motioned over to me, to sit with him on the couch as he leaned over behind it to grab a medium sized wrapped box.

“Open” I said first, shoving his present in his hands, praying that he’d like it. He ripped off the paper and opened the box to reveal a brand new belt buckle to replace his. This was a custom made one that said “Knoxville” on it to match the stitching on his belt, and on the side it had a piece that can be used as a bottle opener, along with a lot of little details.

“Where did you even get this sweetheart?! Can I use that to open my beers?“ he asked as he inspected the buckle, carefully looking over each detail and already pulling off his belt to switch the buckles over. “Thank you sweetheart, I love you” he told me, kissing my forehead.

Next he slid my gift over to me, and I eagerly opened it and gasped when I did. He knew how much I loved his Converse on him, and got me a matching pair in my size to match him. “Johnny, these are perfect” I told him, holding one of them in my hand and looking at his down on his feet. “Ya like ‘em?” “I love them, and I love you, thank you” I said, reaching over to pull him in by his chin and kiss him.

bf! Knox on your b-day headcannons!

Would definitely plan the day out a week in advance

Breakfast in bed 🫶

Running you a nice bath or shower (he’d definitely be ready to join 😏)

A special mixtape of your favorite songs he’d play in the car on the way to lunch

Suprise you with flowers

When you guys got back to your house the guys would be there with a surprise party set up

You and Johnny would sneak off somewhere during the party so he could give you your gifts

Definitely would try to smash your cake in your face when you blow out the candles

Staying sober that night to take care of you when you had too much to drink

I’d take any excuse to write some silver foxville 🫶

Feel Better (Silver Foxville x reader) smut

MDNI!!!! Praise, degradation???, unprotected sex, pet names

I threw my phone down on the couch, the comments I just read still going through my head. PJ had posted a picture of us on his Instagram and so many of the comments just seemed to be attacking me and our relationship.

Calling me a gold digger, or that I was just in it for the fame, all because of our age gap. I met him doing makeup on the set of a movie he was in, and as a fan of jackass, me and him hit it off, and that was 2 years ago. You’d think after 2 years those comments would stop, but since he stopped dying his hair a few months ago (and while I absolutely adore his silver hair) it only added to the hate we received on our age difference.

“Hey sweetheart, what’s wrong?” I heard him ask as he walked in the room and saw me deep in thought. Walking over to the couch, he pulled me onto his lap, kissing my forehead and running a hand up and down my leg.

“You don’t believe the stuff people say, right? About me?” I blatantly questioned him, looking right into his eyes. “Why would I think that? You show me everyday how much you love me sweetheart, I don’t deserve you” he replied, kissing my face again and wrapping his arms around me in a hug.

“I wish everyone could see how much I genuinely love you. I don’t care about your money or your fame or-“ “I know babydoll, say let me distract you from all that?” He suggested, his large hands back on my thighs, playing with the hem on my shorts.

I slid my hand up on the back of his neck, lightly tugging on the short hair above his nape, leaning his head back as my lips found his. “You drive me crazy, sweetheart” he mumbled in between kisses, slowly moving to lay me down on the couch under him, a knee in between my legs slightly pressing against my core.

Rolling my hips upwards against his leg only earned me one of his hands on my hips holding me down and still. “Johnny, please I-“ “good things come to those who wait babydoll, didn’t i ever tell you that?” he asked against my skin, his lips making their way down my neck.

My shirt was first to come off, his hands instantly finding their way to my bra, followed by his shirt as my eyes made their way down his chest and torso to the big belt buckle he always wore. “So pretty for me” he praised, playing with one of my tits in one hand as his other worked on the button on my pants.

I was fast to kick my pants down my legs, and my hands worked to pull his belt off and throw it somewhere in the room, pulling his face back up to meet mine. “Awwww what’s the matter baby?” He pretended to mock, noticing the pout on my face when he pulled his hands off of my body, my face burning red. “PJ, please don’t do this shit right now” I begged, rolling my hips against his leg again, feeling his hard-on against my hip.

“Since I’m doing this for you, I’ll only make ya ask once sweetheart” he confirmed, giving me another kiss and pulling his pants and boxers off, and pulling my panties aside. “Always so good for me, aren’t you?” He asked me, slowly rubbing up and down on me, holding my hips in place with his hands on each side, slowly rubbing his thumbs over them as his eyes drank in the sight of me below him.

He slowly pushed into me, hissing in a sharp breath and muttering “fuck” under his breath as my hips tried to raise against his grip on them. “Always feel so good” he told me, slowly moving back and forth, his thumb rubbing circles on my clit, allowing my hips to slightly raise now. “Faster PJ, please” I said, feeling the pressure in my belly begin to build.

I tilted my head back, as he leaned down to leave hickies down my throat as he began to pick up the pace, “fuck, Johnny” I moaned out, feeling his hips falter when I said his name. “I’m not gonna last much longer” he warned me, picking up the pace again, still rubbing my clit with his thumb, moving his head up to kiss me as I moaned into his mouth.

I felt my legs start to shake as the pressure in my stomach dropped, feeling warmth spread over my body as he kept the same pace going. “That’s it sweetheart, right there, so so good for me” he praised as he carried me through my orgasm, pulling out when he reached his high too.

After he finished he fell on top of me, leaving slow kisses on my neck and collarbones, getting up after a few seconds and coming back with a washcloth to clean us both up. “You okay?” He asked, helping me sit up and pulling his shirt on over my head to cover me up. “Just peachy” I told him with a smile, pulling him back down for a kiss before he scooped me up to take me to our bathroom and finally into our bed.

This is such a cute one 😭 Like I can picture him all smiley when you say it

Mr. And Mrs. (Knox x Reader)

“You’re going to say it, right?” Knox asked me for what felt like the thousandth time in an hour. “Yes PJ, I’m going to say it” I reassured him as we stood on our marks to film the last bit of the intro where he introduces himself and Jackass.

We’d gotten married a month ago, and he insisted I join in on this one and we do it together, since technically, I was y/n knoxville now. “You do realize my last name is now Clapp, right?” I joked with him, as they set up the cameras. “Yeah but on set you’re a Knoxville” he said, kissing my cheek as we began to roll.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville” “and I’m y/n Knoxville” as we said together, “welcome to jackass!” As we launched ourselves through the stunt.

Late (knox x reader)

Some days I swear dating PJ made me feel more like his mom than his girlfriend. We met a year ago when I was interning on set, and have been dating for 4 months now and for the most part, it’s been great. Only downfalls are him traveling all the time and the constant pranks he sets up at my house on me when he’s over.

Last night was one of those nights, he used the key to my apartment I gave him to get in before I got home and set up a bunch of pranks, needless to say we were cleaning up till 2 in the morning and his alarm went off at 6 this morning.

“PJ! You’re seriously going to be late it’s 6:50 and you’re supposed to be on set in 10” I yelled down the hall into my apartment bathroom where he was brushing his teeth as I threw some snacks in a bag for him to take.

He ran out in a tee shirt, his dickies, and signature converse, grabbing the bag of snacks from me and kissing my cheek. “Need your keys?” I asked, holding my hand up with his car keys looped around my finger. “What I need is to stay here with you, especially in your bed” he suggested, leaning in to grab his keys and press his lips to mine.

“You seriously need to go, the guys are gonna be pissed if you’re late again” I whispered, as his forehead rested against mine. “Screw em” he said without hesitation, looking in my eyes. “Go Pj, I love you and I’ll see you later” I said without thinking, pushing him away from me and towards the door. I got about 3 steps away back down the hallway before I froze, realizing I said ‘I love you’.

I’ve loved him for the majority of the past 4 months, but neither of us have said it to eachother and my mind caught up in the moment just slipped and I said it. I nervously turned around, still not hearing the front door open or close and saw him standing with the biggest smirk on his face

“What was that I heard sweetheart?” He teased, walking towards me as my face burned red. “Nothing, go to work you’re already late” i said trying to get him to drop it. “I have 2 minutes still before 7:00, wanna repeat what you said honey?” He asked, now holding my chin up to look me in the eyes. “I love you” I mumbled quietly, suddenly shy of him in front of me right now. “Well I love you sweetheart, I’ve been waiting to hear those words” he confirmed, wrapping me into the biggest hug.

Sunday Mornings (Knox x Reader)

Sundays are my favorite day of the week, because it’s the one day both me and PJ have off set. Most of the time they’re spent in a hotel room in whatever city we’re filming in, but we were filming this week in LA, so I get to wake up in our bed and stay in and sleep.

I rolled over, feeling PJ’s arms tighten around my waist, and his head shuffled on the pillow to find my neck. “Morning peej” I mumbled, kissing his forehead as he buried his face deeper into my hair. “Morning sweetheart” he mumbled back, voice laced with sleep as I felt his eyelashes flutter against my skin.

I felt his lips trail up to my jaw from my neck, stopping to bite my earlobe causing me to squeal and squirm in his arms, just giving him another excuse to hug me tighter. “God I love you” was all he said when I stopped moving, and looked into his eyes. I leaned in, pressing my lips against his as his chased after mine in a slow and steady rhythm, his hands holding my waist and rubbing circles into my hips.

“I can go make us some breakfast” I told him when we parted, “or you could stay here, I’ll make it worth your while sweetheart” he whined out, pulling his hips into mine giving me the hint.

I’m alright (Steveo x reader)

“Come on y/n, you know you love me” Steveo whined in that annoying voice one could only compare to nails on a chalkboard. “I’d love you even more if you left me alone” I sarcastically replied, making the other guys laugh. “She’s never that mean to any of us besides you man” Dunn said slapping Steveo on the shoulder.

Steveo didn’t hide the fact that he had a crush on me, he was always trying to throw his arm over my shoulders or around my waist, calling me ‘babe’, picking on me, and annoying the shit out of me was his way of flirting. I would never admit it but over the past few years I’ve started to actually miss him when he wasn’t talking my ear off.

The boys had went back to the dock to board the boat for a stunt with sharks where Pontius was going to use Steveo as bait on a fishing line. “Gonna be the real lifeguard right? Give me a little mouth to mouth babe?” Steveo asked as I sat on the boat, motioning over to Pontius, or in this case, Bunny the Lifeguard.

“In your dreams dumbass” I told him as he walked away to get ready for the stunt as the boat took us further out into the gulf.

I cringed as I watched Steveo shove a big-ass hook through his cheek, with the help of Pontius. But when he jumped in that water with the sharks my eyes stayed glued to him, carefully watching to make sure he was okay. Since when did I care if he became lunch for those sharks or not?

Everything was fine, until one came too close to him, and he kicked it in the head and quickly came on the boat, me already on the edge pulling him out of the water.

“Jesus Christ, you’re dumb as hell Steveo what the fuck” I said angrily, as he sat still catching his breath. He grabbed my wrist to stop me from searching his face and arms for any cuts or bites or scratches. “Hey hey, y/n babe, I’m alright” he said, holding my hand now and looking up at me.

“You scared me” was all I needed to say, before he pulled me down for a hug. Normally if a soaking wet Steveo tried to hug me I’d push him right back in that water, but something in me wanted to stay there. “I’m okay, but I do need this hook outta my face” he said, trying to make me laugh.

This is such a cute idea 🥰

Johnny

You’d be sitting on set talking to some of the other guys when Johnny is supposed to be filming, but he wants your attention on him 100% even tho the stunt he’s on isn’t even 50 feet away from the chairs.

DRAMATICALLY falls off the stunt pretending he hurt himself

“Ow sweetheart, y/n I think I’m hurt real bad :(“ when he just scraped his knee and was clearly fine.

You could tell he was faking it, but knew he just wanted your attention so you excused yourself from the conversation to walk over to him

When you bent down to ‘inspect’ his knee he smiled and said “hi sweetheart”. “Hi baby” you said back to him, looking at the scrape through the hole he ripped in his dickies while dramatically falling.

You kissed his knee, “better?” You asked looking at him leaning back and smiling at you. “A million times, I think I hurt my lips falling too” he said, standing up after you, and grabbing your waist to pull you back into him, putting his lips on yours.

“Okay enough making out, do that again PJ!” Jeff yelled from his seat, “I love you and I’m watching, be careful” you told him walking back to stand behind Lance to make sure he knew you were completely watching him this time.

Pontius

You’d be studying for your final exam for nursing school, so you could work as a medic on set with your boyfriend and all of his friends

So you were trying to study, but came to set with him which wasn’t the best place to study, especially with Pontius who always wanted your attention.

“Hey baby, how’s it going” he came up to you and put his head on your shoulder, and arms around your waist as you sat on a picnic table studying. “Good, I really need to focus for an hour or so then I can go mess around and watch you guys do your stunts, I promise” you told him, kissing his cheek and turning back to your book.

However an hour or two was too long for him.

He’d throw little pebbles at you, come by as “party boy” one too many times, and even went as far as having Dunn and Knox help him pick you up and throw you in the lake they were filming at.

“Okay okay I’m done, I’ll study when we go back to the hotel tonight” you said climbing out of the water.

“Finally” Pontius said, hugging you and kissing your lips sweetly, glad to have you around for the rest of the day.

Steveo

He begged you to come over to his apartment even tho you told him you had a project for work to do.

“But babe you can work on it here”

Since you didn’t see him much during the day, you agreed and went over

However when you got there boy was already handing you a beer.

“The guys are coming over in an hour, we need to pregame” he’d tell you, already giving you a second beer even tho you didn’t even open the first yet,

“I need to finish this project by this weekend baby” “I know but I just haven’t seen you all day” he’d whine, wrapping his arms around your waist.

He’d convince you to drink with him and the guys, and to finish your project in the morning.

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First Kiss with Knox HC’s

You guys would be out at a bar, like any other Friday night, playing some drinking game

You’d go with him out in the patio to smoke and talk, and tonight something just felt different.

You found yourself standing closer to him, and his hand was on your waist tonight versus the usual shoulder.

“I wanna kiss you right now sweetheart” he’d say, thanks to the liquid courage he’d drank inside.

“Then what’s stopping you?”

Both of you dropped your cigs, and leaned in, your hands on his jaw and his on your waist, pulling your middles together

It quickly got heated, but he pulled away before things could go too far.

“Did I do something wrong?” You’d ask, concerned

Yesss I love this idea!🫶

Secrets (bams little sister!reader x knox)

Being Bam’s little sister meant I grew up watching him do stupid shit, and when he met the Jackass guys, I also became like their little sister too. However there was one of them who saw me as more than that.

The first time I met Knoxville was during the filming of the show when Bam had brought the guys to West Chester to stay at the house. I gave up my room for one of the guys to stay in, and was giving Johnny a tour of the house, ending in my room.

“So you can stay in here, I’ll sleep downstairs on one of the couches” I told him, as he set his bags on the floor by the door. “What? You don’t come with the room sweetheart?” Is all he asked, throwing a wink that went straight to my gut. Long story short, I ended up sneaking back up to my room that night to stay with him, and it’s been a year since then and Bam still hasn’t found out we’ve been officially together for 11 months now.

I was in LA visiting as they filmed the first movie, Bam’s arm wrapped around my shoulders as we walked onto set. Knox had no clue I was coming because I wanted to surprise him and the other guys too.

“What’s up fuckers look who’s here!” Bam yelled walking into the warehouse they were filming some stunts in. Multiple heads snapped our way and the guys ran over to me, but my eyes stayed on Johnny who’s eyes lit up and that smile instantly was on his face.

I was engulfed in hugs from the guys, and made small talk as I made my way to the back of the group to Knox who was just waiting against the wall for his turn to say hello. He opened his arms and stood there with a smile, “no hug for me?” He joked, pretending to pout. “Oh shut up” I told him, throwing my arms around his neck and tucking my head into his neck as he swung me around.

I hadn’t seen him in a month, and quite frankly forgot my brother was behind us when he set me down and I leaned up to look him in the eyes and felt his lips on my forehead. “Feeling friendly?” we heard Dunn ask, as I felt Knox’s arms freeze on my waist realizing the guys saw. Bam was standing there, practically glaring holes in Johnny as they all waited for us to say something.

“What? It’s just a forehead kiss, I give Ape a kiss on the cheek each time I see her and it don’t mean I’m boning her” Knox attempted to joke, still holding onto my waist. “Yeah but you and my mom don’t look at each other with ‘fuck me’ eyes do you? Y/n care to explain?” Bam asked me, stepping closer to us.

“Bam, I don’t know what you’re talking about” I tried to play it off, stepping away from Knox and crossing my arms over my chest. “Just come clean guys, we all know you’ve been sneaking around for months!” Pontius spoke up, earning glares from me and Knox because obviously Bam had no clue.

“Everyone knew?” Bam asked, turning to Pontius, and looking around. “I mean not confirmed, but it’s pretty obvious. I mean I saw her leaving his hotel room that time she stayed in Vegas with us, and always wanting to sit by each other in the cars and planes, always joking with each other, being all touchy feely, doesn’t take a genius to recognize love when you see it” he said, waving his eyebrows trying to make light of the situation.

By now everyone was silent, watching Bam’s reaction as I found myself scooting closer to Knox afraid of what was gonna happen next. “Is it true?” He asked, looking right past me and at Knox. I felt his hand on my waist, and watched him nod at Bam and say, “yeah…but man I promise we didn’t hide it to be all secretive or anything. We just didn’t want you to be upset or try to stop it, I promise I love her with everything I got” Johnny told him, pulling me into his side.

“Got anything to add y/n?” Bam asked me, staring straight into me. “Yeah, Im sorry I kept this from you. I really, really like him and didn’t want you to get in the way of it. But he treats me so good and you don’t have anything to worry about” I reassured him, hoping to stop him from trying to beat Johnny’s ass.

Bam walked closer to us and I found myself stepping in front of Johnny, but was met with Bam holding his hand out in a peace offering. “Just take care of her, and don’t bone in front of me, please” he said, waiting for Knox to shake his hand. “Will do, and no promises on that last part” he said, shooting a wink at me which just earned him an elbow to his ribs.

Bam pulled me in for a hug next, “you could have told me you know, I figured you’d eventually think one of my friends was hot. Just glad you didn’t pick Dave or something” he joked, making everyone laugh as I wrapped my arms around him. “I think mom would be happy too, she loves him” I told Bam to which he nodded in agreement, “we should give them a call tonight” he responded, as he let me go so I could walk back over to Johnny.

Hi! I still had your previous request I just had other ones to do before it to give the “interview” ones a break but I love this idea! Thank you for the request🫶

Couples Quiz (Knox x Reader)

We sat on the couches on the set of the GQ couples quiz, holding the cards that had the questions. I looked over at my husband, Johnny, and smiled at the way he was laughing while joking with some of the crew on the show.

When it started rolling we introduced ourselves, “hello im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to the GQ couple quiz” “and im Y/n L/n and im married to that dumbass” I said pointing at Knox.

He picked up his card first which had the first question.

“What’s the most scared you’ve been for me on the set of jackass?”

I sat and thought, I’d been part of the crew since the first movie and all the way through jackass forever. We’ve been together since jackass number two and we just wrapped for jackass forever a couple months ago.

“Probably in this new movie, with the bull. You were in the hospital for the whole weekend and were completely messed up. It was really scary for me to watch” I said, reaching over to hold his hand.

I reached for the card in my pile next, “What’s your favorite thing about me?”

He started chuckling to himself and said, “I don’t think I can answer that without YouTube censoring it” which made my face go red, before he continues, “but I love just how supportive you are of me, like when I brought up the idea of another jackass movie you were the first one who thought it would work, and you supported me when I stopped dying my hair too so where would we be without that” he joked, making me laugh as my eyes flickered up to his head of silver hair.

He pulled a card next, “are there any moments you regret with the other person?”

he asked this and I softly smiled, “I regret taking so long to actually give you a chance. I’d been on jackass since the first movie and didn’t give into him till the second one” I laughed as I recalled how he’d stick around me on set begging me for a date.

The rest of the interview went the same, us cracking jokes and remembering the early days of jackass when we first met, when the last question was asked.

He pulled up the card and said, “when did you realize you loved me?”

“The night of the premier of the second movie. We had been going out for a few months and it was on the way home in the limo it started raining so bad the driver had to pull over. You being you got out in the rain and wind and pulled me out after you. Spun me around and even tho it ruined my dress and makeup and hair, I knew I loved you then” I confessed, seeing the smile light up on his face. “I love you sweetheart” he said, grabbing my hand and bringing it up to his lips to kiss before we concluded the interview.

I’m sorry you’ve had a bad day so far :( here’s some pictures of the man himself to hopefully cheer you up some more and remember there’s always tomorrow so you just need to get through today🫶 you’ve got this! And my DM’s are always open with no judgement whatsoever if you need to talk to someone or rant etc!!!

I want him to yell at me. I need to log off.

Hate your Guts (Knox x Reader)

I hated Johnny Knoxville. Why? Because he was a self absorbed asshole who was a dick to only me. The first week I was with the crew we were at a bar, and I tried to go up to talk to him noticing he’d not really talked to me at all that week, and he looked me in the eye, and instantly turned around to make out with whatever random girl was behind him completely invalidating me and ignoring me.

If he was just an asshole to everyone, then so what? But it’s fact that to every other girl he was the perfect picture of a “southern gentleman” but when it came to me he’d just roll his eyes and walk away. So yeah, I hated him, and it’s horrible because he was the one I was so excited to see when I got asked to be on the show and now he’s the worst part of my day.

“Y/n, Knoxville, on your places” Jeff yelled. We were filming an intro to the new movie where bulls would be chasing us all through various locations. Johnny and I having to jump through a window. I stood on my x and he came up to stand on his, brushing his shoulder into mine. “Do you mind?” I asked, not wanting to deal with his bullshit today. He smirked and chuckled to himself, “yeah, I do” as we heard action and jumped through the glass onto the ground on the other side.

“God get off of me fatass” I said, pushing his body off of mine because when we jumped he conveniently landed on me. “Watch your fuckin mouth. I didn’t mean to land on you and hurt your little feelings. Grow up” he said, rolling off the ground and getting up. Even tho you hated him, it still stung when he was that mean, you just wanted him to like you, as crazy as it sounds. And you hated the fact you thought he would change one day, if only he could learn to shut his mouth.

“God I want to punch him Ryan” I said walking over to Dunn who sat in a lawn chair. He pulled me down on his lap giving me a hug. He became my best friend on set and knew how much me and Knox hated each other, but also knew how conflicting it was for me because all I actually wanted was for him to like me, or at least treat me with some respect. “I just don’t get why I’m the only girl he doesn’t seem to be respectful towards, or why I’m the only one he hates here. It’s so frustrating. I thought I was gonna come here and be heads over heels for him because stupid me back home had the hots for the bastard, but instead he crushed that dream with his big fucking ego” I said, making Dunn break out laughing.

“Just give him more time, alright? I think Jeff wanted to see you guys in his trailer too at 4” Ryan said, tapping his watch. It was 3:58. “Okay, thank you, I’ll see ya later, let’s hope I don’t kick his ass and get fired” I joked, standing up and walking over to Jeff’s trailer.

I walked in and Knox and Jeff both sat there, “what’s up?” I asked as Jeff stood up to usher me to sit down next to Knox on the couch. Jeff mindlessly walked over towards the door and began talking. “You two have an issue, and I think we all know the real reason you guys don’t like each other, figure it out amongst yourselves and I’ll be back in 3 hours” he said, suddenly slipping out the door as we heard the door lock from the outside.

Both Knox and I shot up and tried the door but we heard power drills from all around the doorframe. “If you guys don’t make up, then I’ll be back in the morning! There’s cameras in there too just an FYI” Jeff yelled. “You’re fucking kidding me” Knox said as I went to open the curtains in the trailer, and saw boards they had screwed into the frame around the door so even if we got the door unlocked we can’t get out. And the windows don’t open and are plexi glass so we can’t break them either.

He sat looking defeated on the couch, and I leaned against the counter, awkward silence filling the space. “Some prank, huh?” I asked trying to break some of the tension. He chuckled dryly and said, “yeah, some prank”. I think that was the first time he even chuckled at a joke of mine, so maybe this would work. I wanted to get out of here in 3 hours, but maybe him and I could actually fix things.

I hated being the bigger person, but we needed to start somewhere and I knew his ego wouldn’t let him start apologizing first anytime soon. I walked over and sat on the opposite side of the couch from him. “You know I’m sorry for earlier, I was being immature and have been in the past. I should just accept you hate me instead of retaliating” I said, as he looked up and over at me.

For a minute he was quiet, like he was analyzing my words and picking his to say next. He sighed and chuckled, “I don’t hate you” is all he said, making me seriously think he was insane. “Really? Because you’re pretty cruel at times. And I see the way you treat other girls and you’re always so…sweet with them? I’m not asking for that, just for some professional respect?” I asked, confused on what he meant. 

“Might as well come clean, we’re stuck here for 3 hours and I don’t want it to be 12” he said chuckling and looking at me “I don’t hate you, and I know I’ve been a real dick since you got here. Figured if I was mean enough at first you wouldn’t wanna be around me. But I think it made you try harder to get me to like you, too damn stubborn” he said chuckling as I sat there completely confused of where this was going.

“Why would you not want me to want to be around you? I don’t understand Johnny” I said, scooting closer to him on the couch, this being the first time him and I have ever really talked about anything serious without being at each others throats or this much at once.

“When I first saw you I thought you were absolutely gorgeous, I was mad at Jeff for hiring a girl like you because it was gonna be a distraction for me and the other guys, but I didn’t want ya around me because I didn’t want this to become anything else because i thoight i was supposed to be as professional as this job can be, and then lately I’ve just been angry because when I realized no one would care about that and I wanted to go apologize and explain, you and Dunn are already getting comfy and cozy together” he said, speaking bitterly at the end.

I was shocked. He acted like he hated me and was a complete dick to try to keep me away from him, all because he liked me? Also me and Dunn? “I- you know I’m not as mad anymore. I get that you wanted to be professional at first, but I think you could have found other ways to do that rather than being an asshole to me” I said laughing as he chuckled too, “and I came here actually super excited to meet you and see you, I thought you were the perfect man on tv, and I hate that I still think you’re hot now considering you’ve been an asshole. I think that’s made me be meaner to you too” I said as we both were laughing now, realizing the mutual feelings and feeling months of hate and anger melt off our bodies.

“So wait, you like me? Or you did at least? What about Dunn?” He asked suddenly, “trust me, me and Dunn are just friends, and yes, and according to the guys I don’t think they care if we like each other” I said, getting a text on my phone from Ryan that said, “we’re all watching this happen, Jeff wants to know if you want the cameras off so you two can fuck already?”

He read the text and laughed, a signature laugh I’ve heard so many times before but never with me. “Come here” he said once he stopped laughing, holding his arms open and patting his leg. I hesitantly stood up and walked over to his lap, as he hugged me tightly and I hugged him back. It was the best feeling in the world, I was convinced.

“God I’m stupid, never should have treated you that way, should have just told you then and there I liked ya” he said, looking down at his hand. “I hated talking to you that way, if my mom would have been around she would have beat my ass till I was black and blue for talking to a lady like that” he added making us both laugh. I grabbed his hand in mine and said, “like you said, I’m stubborn, you weren’t gonna get me to leave you alone that easily”. He smiled and kissed the back of my hand, starting butterflies in the pit of my stomach and making my face go bright red.

“Better keep that way, wanna start over? Go on a date sweetheart?” He asked, looking at me as the nickname also added to the mix of nerves in my stomach. “I’d love that” I told him, standing up as he followed after me. He dramatically extended his hand and said, “Pardon me, the names Johnny, you’re beautiful and I want to go on a date with you, and you are?” He joked around, making me laugh. I reach a hand out to meet his and said back just as dramatically, “I’m y/n, I also think you’re hot and would love to get to know you” and with that we heard the power drill, pulling the wood off the door.