Definitely Not The King

I see my son all grown-up and it makes me sad.

Okay you heathens, who is leaving half-eaten bananas around the Citadel?!

If you spend a day in a well, that's a day well spent.

dont worry your highness once no nut november is over its destroy your dick december where you nut once on the first, twice on the second, three times on the third, four times on the fourth, and so on until you get to the 31st where you destroy your dick by nutting 31 times. That'll get you into the holiday spirit.

No Nut November?? 

Fun fact, I once banished a man for saying that Aulea's portrait in the Royal Wing was hideous.

I do believe that it is young Prompto's birthday today 🤔

I'm regularly asked how I control Cor, my answer?

I just watched Cor spear a marshmallow on a dagger, light a small fire in a glass bowl, hold the marshmallow over it and then shove said marshmallow in his mouth while it was still on fire.

Do you ever think about how big the party would have been if the treaty had been real?

Sometimes I like to take the Regalia out of Insomnia in the middle of the night and go racing around the countryside.

I am betrayed.