ashley

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a “road work ahead” sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks I’m the funniest person she knows

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

I’m on mobile so the pics won’t load but i know this has to be terry crews/jeffords

if john mulaney is immortal, he definitely built that gazebo in 1863. change my mind.

John Mulaney’s wife makes Victorian lampshades and Andy Samberg’s wife is a harpist. The moral of the story is that if you want to marry a cute comedian you need to take up an obscure hobby that you then make a career out of. I’ve decided to take up basket weaving.