you're beginning to sound like my mother!

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

❛ thanks for picking me up.❜

❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜

❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜

❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 

❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 

❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜

❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜

❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 

❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 

❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 

❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 

❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 

❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 

❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜

❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜

❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜

❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜

❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜

❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜

❛ useless. ❜

❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜

❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜

❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜

❛ i’m expendable. ❜

❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜

❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜

❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜

❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜

❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜

❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜

❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜

❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜

❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜

❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜

❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜

❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜

❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜

❛ hi, little guy!  ❜

❛ you proud of me yet? ❜

❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜

❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜

❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜

❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜

❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜

❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜

❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜

❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜

❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜

❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜

❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜

“ The FUTURE. Unbelievable. I gotta check this out, Doc. “