If there’s one thing she absolutely adores about the day after Valentine's day is every damn store pulling the 50% off on chocolate, like a mating call. Stocking naturally gravitates towards every sale without discrimination. Of course, the line behind her got pretty long at the store as she got a whole ass shopping cart packed with every single chocolate she could find.
「 💗: That’s right beep-beep a bitch will stuff herself tonight.」
As usual, somebody raining on her parade. Reaching her ears some whispers of costumers complaining of the waiting line.
「 💗: Excuse me, bitch. Got a problem with my sugar?」
Hey, be fair. Stocking’s not the only one who’s got big love for all things sweets--- Then again, for Tenga personally, his love of sweets stems from a much broader love of overall junk. And food in general. Oh, and then there was perhaps the part that he loved most of all: the obligatory discounts~~ Candy being cheap as dirt for those who had no one for whatever reason on the actual holiday was possibly the biggest irony of all. It really all worked out in favour of the “little guys,” if you will---a sentiment to which Tenga just had to award a little chuckle.
The only catch-22 about it all was the ab-so-lute-ly RIDICULOUS amount of people (and some... not-so-people) who’d managed to stuff themselves into one simple little store. Who woulda thought there were so many Forever Alones out there in the multiverses, eh? ---Including the one currently bitching (her words, not his) at him for no reason. What, he wasn’t allowed to voice an opinion, now?
His voice lowers dangerously,
“---Yo, I’ve got no problem with your sugar, mkay?” He eyes her up and down, all that frustration and impatience from before bubbling itself up to the surface. “---In fact, I’d go so far as to say that all the sugary sweet treats, are the furthest thing from the problem here.
“Heyy--- who you buying all that chocolate for anyway, huh? Your broke-ass boyfriend Godzilla, who you got chained up in your 40 cubic acre basement, or what?”
He then chuckled---with a little bit less humour than he normally would’ve, mind you---as if he had just made the greatest li’l joke ever.
