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Sacrifice.

This will be my next album cover...

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Hipster Tip #23

Is the name of your project not cool enough?

Then drop the vowels, you idiot.

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Hipster Tip #22

Cigarettes are a staple of your diet, even if you are a raw/gluten-free/organic/macrobiotic vegan.

Acquaintances should remember you by your zealous animal rights statements that are punctuated by a long, hard drag off an American Spirit.

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IT'S A TRAP.

always make camera cakes.

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A true hipstr's monetary support from their trust fund guarantees that they'll never sleep on the streets. However, using 'homeless bedding' will score major irony points with your friends.

Sleep Like a Hobo: Homeless Bedding

How to get your act together hipstr style.

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Being a Dickhead's Cool (via TheGrandSpectacular)

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"Look at these fucking hipsters."

How much Hipster can you pack in a Jazz? (via HondaAustralia)

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Hipstr Tip #21

Never profess your own status as a hipster. Hipsters refuse the use of labels to punctuate their rejection of social norms. If someone else tries to call you a hipster, remind them of your choice to denounce labels.

*Calling another person a hipster is also unacceptable.

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Hipstr Tip #20

Only obey traffic laws that are expressed using neon colors. The color of street signage indicates which demographic should pay attention to the instruction posted. Neon is nontraditional, alternative, and a fucking pain to look at. Just like a hipstr walking by.

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