Can you detect the trick?

You’re broke.

No?? Mr. Flashman himself?? What a pity indeed~!!

The better idea is pretty obvious, man– just get a date. C’mon, not like it would be hard for you.

True, true! But just who on Earth do you think I should pick?? Hmm, hmm...

Whatever floats your boat, man. The logistics are a little confusing, though– you gonna drag a mirror around with you?

I smell like me, and I’m the one and only~ However, you stink and that’s why you’re lonely~

But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.

I smell like me, and I’m the one and only~ However, you stink and that’s why you’re lonely~

But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.

…Hamburgers?

Ambergris. It’s an incredibly rare, terribly expensive, highly sought after ingredient in perfumes. Since it’s so precious, it is completely befitting of me~ So nice to think humans are out there slaving away trying to find the stuff while I luxuriate in my castle~