Burn Baby Burn!

How about you tell me a story?

Once upon a time there was a super cool robot named Heat who literally died of boredom because some dumb fire robot who wasn’t anywhere near as cool as him wouldn’t tell him a story. The end. Your turn.

Why? Do you have a really big nose? Or silly teeth? Or a dumb looking moustache? Do you have more drills for teeth and it looks silly when you smile so you keep it hidden all the time? Do you have ALL those things? OuO

Why are you Light ‘bots all so lame. :<

Haha, if I didn’t know any better I would say you resemble a human child.

I knooooowwwww, that’s the poiiiinnntttttt. Tell me a stoooooorrryyyyyyyy.

I don’t see how that’s my responsibility, it seems more like a problem you have.

It’s your responsibility now ‘cause I said so. Tell me a story.

I must have forgotten then, I’ve been busy so sorry.

Well then stop being busy. And tell me more about when you set something on fire once. I’m bored and I wanna hear a cool story.

You agree I’m the coolest though, right? :D

I’m more like a destruction robot if you wanna know the truth. I wish Dad made me a carpenter instead, that sounds like the fun part!

How can carpets be fun?

Flash’s best friend is his butt.

No I wouldn’t because I’d burn them. And then I’d find your dumb house and eat all your food and then burn you. So there.