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You may think this sounds strange, but it was totally in character. Diogenes was a genius who thought that if we wanted to be happy, we should live like dogs. Not caring about social stigma or needing possessions. When he first started living by his words (again, shitting in public. Especially Plato’s chair. He also masturbated and ate in public. Eating in public was considered similar to shitting or masturabting at the time.) he kept nothing but a wooden bowl. Which he ditched after seeing a young child cup his hands to get water. He did eventually gain a Giant Barrel used for shelter, since you know, dogs do find shelter from the elements.