nothing/nobody

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

#Prom2k14

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

ibelieveinpie

God damn I need it.

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”